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Nothing gets better than it is now. Hunter Hunter Hunter (born April 13, 1983, in Arlington, Texas) is a outfielder for the Houston Astros. Pence is 8' 11" tall and weighs 900 pounds. He bats and throws with his penis. Hunter "Support Are Troops" Pence Houston Astros — No. 9 Miracle Worker 2011 World Series champion 2011 World Series MVP 2012 World Series champion 2012 World Series MVP On July 29, 2011, Pence was traded to the Philadelphia Phillies for RHP Wilson Valdez, 1B/OF Ross Gload, and Gload's hoveround. 2011 - Went to the zoo with Roy Halladay 2011- Enjoyed a steak dinner with Brett Favre

QUOTE (kapzk @ Jul 29, 2011 -> 12:27 AM) I wonder what Quentin will go through A comedic genius would just put a photo of angry Quentin up and no words.

"Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry — No. 9 The boy who saved the Phillies" Wiki-trolls are awesome. "Adult Entertainment Industry — No. 9 Fluffer" "2011 - Halleeday Fangirl #1" "High Class Stripper" "Pence is 8' 11" tall and weighs 900 pounds." Almost as fun as the Hot Stove. "From an early age, Pence was a huge supporter of are troops, realizing that they our the reason for are freedom! He was also an avid collector of Manga, which he continues today."

QUOTE (kapzk @ Jul 29, 2011 -> 12:20 AM) hahaha ya went from being a Phillie to acheerleader on the Philadelphia Eagles to a Playboy bunny on Team Hamels and now a member of Hogwarts, wonder whats next An outfielder for the Astros "He loved to watch the moonrise."

QUOTE (kapzk @ Jul 29, 2011 -> 12:14 AM) LOL @ Pence's Wikipedia page f***ING LOL.

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 08:46 PM) LOL, I swear I had the same thought earlier today. I don't know how much Duncan can do in the last two months, or how much of Jackson's performance will be based on his dealings with Coop. But so many teams have tried Jackson and dumped him, now you have two of the best pitching coaches in the league taking a shot. I actually think Coop did good with him, but he was still plagued with the same inconsistencies. E-Jax did really, really good with Coop initially.

QUOTE (whitesoxfan101 @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 10:33 PM) Also, side note, the comment about Joe Cowley being the only person you can trust about the Sox a few posts back is the funniest thing I've ever read on this board. No kidding. It just confirmed that Marty is Cowley. Man, he is Hollywood. On the trade front, I WANT THAT PENCE PACKAGE. Throw in Thornton and Cash if need be.

QUOTE (The '05 Sound @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 07:14 PM) If kenny feels like theres no hope for this team, then he doesnt think this team is a winner. Good luck trying to re-sign Buehrle with that attitude, why would he want to come back to a team like this. Because Kenny never goes into any year thinking we'll lose. Even rebuilding, he won't. And depending on our rotation next year, as long as we have any type of offense, we'll be set. And the Cardinals won't be able to sign him.

QUOTE (knightni @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 07:07 PM) Beckham is .260 12 HR 60 RBI with Gold Glove D at 2B. He's no Weeks, though. I'd have asked for Lilli if I was Milwaukee. He's more versatile. CF/RF/LF/2B/SS in a pinch Fixed.

QUOTE (kjshoe04 @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 07:07 PM) I think if/when Carlos goes, a ton of people here are going to be disappointed in the package. If it's some top prospects from the Braves or Phillies, I won't. Especially now that they should be bidding against each other and Q is the best bat on the market. QUOTE (whitesoxbrian @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 07:09 PM) Cowley is usually good with this stuff, whether we like him or not. S***'s about to go down. He knows when things are about to happen, not actual deals. But yes. s*** is going down.

I'm with Steve's sig. Domonic Brown trumps anything. Hell, throw Thornton, cash, and take something off their hands (so they avoid the lux tax) if we can get the mythical Brown, Cosart, Singleton package.

@DKnobler DKnobler Braves and Phils both very interested in Quentin, and it appears Sox would consider moving him even tho just 3 games out. #tradedeadline So we are considering moving him.

QUOTE (mataipaepae @ Jul 27, 2011 -> 07:43 PM) geez i know, stupid yankees (arod) and orioles ( ripken) listen i was not saying do this. it was just an idea. instead of just locking into looking for a 3B what if we could get a legit SS. moving alexi to 3b would give us a good glove and arm there, as well as good bat. Because the Yankees didn't have Jeter and Ripken wasn't aging.

Paulie and Buehrle are locks to be retired and statued. Ozzie if he wins another WS/doesn't burn every bridge ever. AJ and Robin if they become team coaches for a long time and do something special.

QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 04:29 PM) Are you serious? You can't be. You simply can't be. Not when we're talking about CARLOS QUENTIN. Or Humber. Or Floyd. Or Danks. Or Thornton. ALL OF OUR TOP TRADE CHIPS WERE STEALS. Edit: Forgot Santos.

QUOTE (SpainSOXfan09 @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 04:27 PM) Personally I think the Braves have better prospects now (Pitching wise anyway) and would rather deal with them. Yes, but I'd rather Brown than anyone from Red Sox or Braves.

Oh s***.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 10:47 AM) Funny tweet I just read from a comedian I follow:

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 02:49 PM) Now that his name has come up, I wonder how interested the Sox would be if they could get Seattle to pick up tons of that deal? Rios swap. But seriously, a kings ransom for Q? I'm down for that.

QUOTE (hi8is @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 02:30 PM) Though the Sox continue to look for starting pitchers, CBS Sports' Danny Knobler tweets that they're telling teams the focus is now a right-handed hitting outfielder. He notes that they would "almost certainly" try for White Sox right fielder Carlos Quentin, if Chicago makes him available. So, Phillies, Pirates, Braves, Red Sox. Those may be the best 4 teams in baseball now to be interested in your player. Now, the price should rocket due to demand. If the Phillies are offering Brown +, then the price for the other 3 needs to be #1 +. Sweet day.

QUOTE (SpainSOXfan09 @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 02:09 PM) Very tricky situation with D1 but you almost are guaranteed of a better haul with 1.5 years of him left than 0.5. And both are better hauls then watching him walk.

QUOTE (The '05 Sound @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 02:04 AM) If only KW & Gang knew what we knew by just watching condensed games But if that was the case where Stewart and Sale are the eventual take overs of Danks and Floyd, I can only imagine what we get for those two and where those players go. (Now im thinking way too into it, i guess its a bit late) If you ship Danks and Floyd, you should get a nice return on Floyd and kings package for Danks. Packaged together would have to net something amazing.

I like this get now that I see him pitch. I think under Buehrle and Coop, he'll flourish and he and Sale can step in for Danks and Floyd.

QUOTE (hi8is @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 01:41 AM) One thing I can say about this kid thus far is I like his approach on the mound. He's out there - just getting the ball - and throwing. In the 3rd here, he's got runners on second and third with two out. Gets ahead quickly 1-2 and then gets a grounder to second. Nice. Wonder if he's a Mark B. fan or if the #56 was just by chance. Isn't he from the Chicago Land? Nah, Texas. But he works like Buehrle, with good movement on his pitches. I'm excited to see him in September.

QUOTE (The '05 Sound @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 01:32 AM) The condensed game really funny to watch since all you hear is the ball hitting the mitt or the bat. I think he looks good on the mound and I hope we see him this season and he pitches well, he'll have to find a new number though. At first I thought "What a weird number." Then I was like "No, not weird."