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Milkman is correct. It's the true function of TLR.

This is actually the most bat s%*# crazy sentence ever written on this board. Like, you shouldn't be a sports fan if you're thinking this way, because you're wishing for other teams to fail so yours can succeed.

Considering his trades so far, I am terrified of Getz trading Crochet and Robert.

We have...?

Getz seemingly axed his "rivals" (KW Jr., Haber) immediately then spent a year going "hmmmm"

"Hey Edgar, want to get some reps with the worst team of all-time?"

It crosses a green line.

They photoshopped the Dan Ryan into the meme. Social media manager is the most elite person in the org.

Dude was TLR stanning the entire two years. If it's a gimmick, it's like Austin Butler's voice changing due to Elvis.

To prove that Jerry can hold people accountable, there will be a presser tomorrow where the social media manager is fired.

I still don't quite understand the NFL cap, but through three games I feel like giving Saquon the money he wanted would have been preferable to Swift.

Cubs fans really think they can bring the heat today when the Brewers just spent an entire season owning them.

Really should have taken the under.

I honestly don't think JR is a bad human, especially compared to other professional sports team owners. He is just an absolutely horrendous fucking owner.

They got an AP news alerts. Get fucked, JR.

Getz:

But anyway: The strategy is that the social media manager has gotten burned out.

Yes, interns are running social media for the billion dollar brand.

On the CHGO podcast, I remember Herb Lawrence saying that the 2005 World Series was the best and worst thing to happen to the team. The best, because you obviously want to win. The worst because it proved to Jerry and KW that "their way" could win.

Ignoring the problems and being stubborn about things is what got them here.

He won two world series immediately after leaving here and talks about he genuinely loved Chicago. He was also an all-star here. What jet fumes are you smoking today?

Getz has assembled a team magnitudes worse than the rebuilding teams, which were trying to be bad. It's worth remembering that no matter what bullshit Getz or Getz-sycophants say, last September and in the off-season, that dude was talking about trying to aim for a wildcard because of "the elephant in the room" that is how bad the AL Central is.