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Stoney with the not so subtle shot at Hawk.

In my brain, I knew that Moncada was gonna make that throw, because he always makes it look easy. Then I remembered it was Hanser.

I miss fun Lance

Love that you've already put Diekman here.

Sir, this is baseball

My dad, who has unironically said "at least Jake Burger is usually healthy," would still find a way to complain about the World Baseball Classic and say that "Moncada doesn't care about baseball."

If any post was written by ChatGPT, here it is.

No? Disagreeing with the hot take that is the SoxMachine article doesn't necessitate leaping head first into conspiracy. It's just a wack take that thinks Erik Gonzalez is depth.

While the article is certainly a hot take, the hot takes in this thread are borderline volcanic. I doubt SoxMachine of all places is getting paid under the table by Rick Hahn to write fluff pieces. And ChatGPT obviously didn't write that.

P A I N

Luis Robert is legally not allowed to draw a walk.

Ultimate jinx post, but fortunately we got a run.

My man, how did you not list Samardzija?

If they sweep the series, they're 7 games from .500. Which is remarkable in several ways.

Really excited to see TBD take the bump.

It's okay man, we're used to seeing Yonder and LaRoche whiff hard.

Quite frankly, I think Ohtani shouldn't be MVP for his pitching or hitting, but for his sweet taste in HR celebration hats.

Of all the straws to break the camel, this is the one? On a day where they won 17-4?

Loved Ian Hamilton as a prospect, but he may be the one Sox player unluckier than Eloy.

Here let me help the thread get going: No shock YOAN MONCADA is out for such a big inning.

After the pitching change I decided to switch from watching on my phone to the TV and suddenly there's 4 more RBIs.

Robert just hitting everyone.

Andrew Vaughn triple motherfucker

It's typical to have an appendix removed???