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My dad said this last night and the only reason I told him to hold off was that once upon a time we said the exact same things about Moncada, Eloy and Robert and they've all had varying degrees of success. That being said, you can't read Fegan's Ramos profile and not get hype about him.

My dad hasn't been able to stop gushing over Ramos after going to a few spring training games. I imagine that will continue.

Andrew Vaughn making a diving play to rob Madrigal was not on my bingo card, but that was fun.

I mean, Korea / Japan bad blood goes well beyond baseball dating back to World War II. But on a much lighter note:

Hmmm After this: I think we can all agree that our pitchers would like having someone that can genuinely play RF starting on Opening Day.

The spirit of Ichiro is fueling them.

Have they tried the ol' spinal tap?

This is ultimately a hilariously timed column.

Cuba doesn't have a lot of star power right now and the Netherlands has a good amount of Latin talent from its constituent countries. Losing to the Italian Americans Featuring Some Italians, however, is embarassing.

I mean, I don't believe you have four eyes but here we are.

Just saw the box score. DFA Cease

Cause there's nothing to go on other than a theory and Hahn, Getz, etc. would need to "conspire" to keep Colas away from the locker room. It's no insane, but technically it is a conspiracy theory.

I think per the new CBA, the Guardians and Braves get extra first round picks because of Spencer Strider and Steven Kwan being on their OD rosters and finishing top three in ROY voting. The Mariners definitely do because of Julio Rodriguez winning it. Maybe Colas doesn't come close, but playing a full season would let him rack up counting stats, which we all know voters love.

So Ja Morant could be facing a 50 game minimum suspension. One of the all time dumbest acts by a player.

Thank god for the Toronto Blue Jays.

The PatBev high has worn down.

Colas is staying in! All is good.

Oh ffs

Mookie is so damn good.

???

But does he have dad strength? *I'm not trying to slander Burger in any way, because he does have stupid amounts of power. It's just that the Sox have already played out the dad strength line.

Think he read yesterday's game thread?

Yaz got a hit as I was posting this.

It's already started! Cease has 2 IP, 2 BB, 2 Ks Vaughn has the Sox lone hit. No TV