Quin

What better way for Reinsdorf to hurt Steve Cohen than to swoop in and nab Correa!

wild.

Jerry only has to pay one salary. Genius.

Does Moncada play on Vaughn's shoulders in this scenario?

Personally, I think a Hendriks for Lindor deal makes the most sense.

Absolute whiplash for Mets Twitter that was building Liam/Kelly/Eloy packages (and speculating Vaughn) for McCann/Escobar/Vientos

His protege or whatever getting ruined by GameStop must have pissed him off.

An owner with "f*** you money" to be more specific.

Yeah, the hope is clearly Yoan recovers with a new coach, Grandal's rehab goes well, or Colas mashes like he did in the minors. Right now you've got 4 lefty bats (albeit 2 are switch hitters) in the everyday lineup, 5 if Sheets is hitting for a righty. Alternatively, Montgomery just skyrockets to the majors. That'd be cool.

I would join @bmags in the consumption of hats.

Bro if by some miracle you get Baty you keep the young, talented left hander without back issues

4 with Colas.

The real winner in this is Paul Giamatti, who's gonna get the weirdest sequel to a TV series ever.

Giants fans are going through actual off-season hell right now after losing Correa, Arson Judge, and Rodon to the NY area.

Lmao wtf

If the Sox give up Liam and take back McCann, I'm banking on cocaine flowing freely in Queens and asking for Baty like I mentioned before. It's a big ask, but also, f*** that noise.

Unless the Mets are batshit insane and prepared to buy real high on Liam and give up Baty, the only prospect that makes sense here is Parada.

I would not be shocked at all if Burke makes a spot start in like, August.

He's from Louisville?

I'd go to just about any other team than the asset starved Lakers first.

You may find yourselves asking, "Quin, did you need to make this cursed image?" The answer is yes. You have only the Corlas people to blame for me creating this pneumonic device.

Please, god.

Man, I sure appreciate Lonzo Ball as a player more than I did before they signed him. But forreal they have to blow up this roster and build around Lonzo/Ayo/Terry/Pat (for better or worse). Get what you can for everyone else.

Is @LionsInTexas suddenly a White Sox Twitter fanfic?

I cannot tell who is spelling "Corlas" on purpose anymore.