Quin

Hahn gets a deal done for Quintana Then Kenny, angry with this season, begins working in the background. Trades for Soto. There is a confusing amount of anger on the board cause we're happy but also Vaughn/Eloy, Montgomery, Colas (and some more) are gone. We find out Reinsdorf is mad cause the trade was made while he and TLR were at dinner at the deadline and he knows he has to hear about a Soto extension for two years and at least attempt negotiations.

That's like...three dudes.

No

This was my copium take.

20-0

Manifesting.

Idk man but the first thought should not be "I can't believe we gave stuff up for Soto" it should be "holy fuck we got Soto."

I'm sorry, what? Every GM trades Colas for Soto.

Savage!

Right? My first thought was "how dare you make me think of all of Tony's blunders the past two years."

You question Tony fucking La Russa?

Bro

Sigh, yakety sax in this b****.

We got one! We got one! We got one! We got one! We got one!

And then stay in for defense.

Hahn: "Jerry we should do whatever we can to acquire Soto." Jerry: "We have Soto at home."

THE MENECHINO METHOD

The Akron Groomsmen

The White Sox Second Cuban Ohtani, American Style

The White Sox and Colas have repeatedly stated it's done and in the past, but sure, hang onto it.

They didn't do what now?

Krogtani

Love that Caulfield threw in "Cuban Ohtani" even though Colas hasn't pitched in ages.

Talk to me after he hits his first home run.