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They're either about to break out for 7+ runs or get no hit.

I was gonna make a galaxy brain meme, but after Luis Robert and Healthy (?) Yoan Moncada it got too difficult to figure out what absurdist option lays before us.

At this point, I think Pollock sucks for the Sox because we have a fanbase that refuses to spell his name correctly.

But like, I'm also cool with Yolbert saving the season and having a 1.000+ postseason OPS.

There's a former Sox players thread in Diamond Club.

The restrictions I'm talking about are for non-citizens getting in. https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/travelers/noncitizens-US-air-travel.html

Look man, with the way this season has gone, let the dice roll.

You do realize the US and several other countries have the same restrictions.

Fuck it, do one fell swoop: DFA Harrison and McGuire, call up Yolbert, Perez and Sosa*. Let the young, hungry dudes try and re-energize the team. *Not really on this one, cause it would be painful to see Sosa benched for Leury / Mendick at short.

Yo Keuchel cursed us.

I guess alcoholic is the key word here, because he plays for the Ricketts.

Greg is now a better manager than TLR.

Real talk, Adam Engel has to be a career leader in home runs robbed, right?

The most obvious outcome for this season is that TLR will get fired / "resign" and Kirk Hirich will become manager.

Tony is in some galaxy brain shit.

@SoCalChiSox get in here for savagery.

Shut the fuck up.

Holy fuck super joe why

The defense is gonna turn me into Fathom.

At least he has his pride.

Not signing Machado. It would have meant complete buy-in from Jerry, but also, subsequent moves would just naturally look different. Grandal, Keuchel, or expensive relievers are getting nixed heavily in this scenario. The team likely trades Madrigal as a prospect, since Machado-Anderson-Moncada is now your infield. TLR is revolted at the idea of managing Machado, doesn't even entertain Jerry's offer.

Really hoping he just has to use the bathroom.

Well, if it came down to McCann or Yaz, I don't think McCann turns this team around, because something systemic is causing what was thought to be a top lineup in baseball to suffer so much. Kimbrel - was jazzed. Didn't workout, don't miss Madrigal and his now-vanished hit tool. I wish they got a more efficient use for him, but, c'est la vie. Looking back, Madrigal should have been used to solidify the OF and Tepara could have been the 8th inning guy. Conforto - of course we all wanted him, but that's because we didn't know he was a bumbling idiot behind the scenes. So, team gets a pass. Now, all that being said, unless Carlos Rodon's arm literally explodes, I will get all up on my high horse for them not doing the bare minimum in giving him a QO. Tepara and Quintana could have been had for less than Kelly and VV (and better). Big Energy is a Big Mistake at his contract.

Dallas has a lot of pride in his sword skills.

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