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I didn't say Chuck was nuanced. I just said more nuanced than Kaplan. Also yeah, he's likable whereas anytime Kaplan comes on the White Sox Talk podcast I want to rip my headphones out.

I was gonna say Kaplan is the equivalent of Garfein, but Garfein is more nuanced than him. Kap is like...imagine the anti-Parkman.

I just remember Kaplan dancing with glee saying it was revenge for the Quintana trade and that Madrigal would be winning annual batting titles.

He stopped?

Like I said in the minor league game thread, Moncada can just bring Yolbert and Carlos Perez with him on his next flight.

Sabermetrics strikes again.

Doing the math on a Keuchel trade, brb.

Hitters, yes. Pitchers still coming around. Would like to see Spring Adolfo and 2021 Romy.

Yolbert slaps (the ball).

Is it bad that I'm looking at a 2-3-4 of Yolbert, Moncada, and Perez and my first thought is that'd I'd take that right now on the Sox. Give me high contact hitters that get on-base.

I mean, fair?

A preview?

Alright, bringing it back from early in the season... Easy win.

Or we DFA Tony

I blame the poster who was upset about the Sox being last in strikeouts the first week.

For real tho. Man just keeps hitting.

Well, he had a little over 50 games in AA before going up to Charlotte. If they wait the same amount of time in AAA, we'll see him in late June.

Another day, another hit for Yolbert Sanchez. Perez goes deep on a 3-hit day.

Dude's been a machine since the end of his W-S stint.

At this point I'm convinced the hubris of hiring "Hall of Fame baseball person" who was retired for a decade is what has led us down the path to this team phoning it in. Firing Tony won't fix everything, but it'll be a start.

I swear to god TLR is the dude who plays rec basketball that refuses to sub out until he's so fucking tired that he airballs everything. All of his teammates are like "hey, we have subs, you know it's better for the team if you sub out before you get tired, right?" And then he just stares at them, yells "I played community college basketball!" and hoists up another shot that clanks off the backboard.

This whole window closed when JR decided to make amends for a stupid mistake Hawk made more than three decades ago.

Vaughn, Burger, Banks, Cease. 'bout it.

I mean...that just sucked.