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I think we know Tray's real identity

Traded for a potato sack, for some unfathomable reason.

Wait please no

People really need to get it in their heads that Vaughn isn't getting sent down in any circumstance.

You love to see it. Just need to see the pitchers turn it on.

Dude's a glass cannon.

They have him pegged at 2024.

If you want to go by Pipeline (so, grain of salt), we could have Yoelqui, Cespedes and Sanchez up next year. I only say this because I want a lineup, for one day, with: SS - Anderson CF - Robert 1B - Abreu C - Grandal DH - Eloy 3B - Moncada LF - Cespedes RF - Colas 2B - Sanchez Seven Cuban lineup babyyyy

Yes, but have you also considered that Liam Hendriks has the Infinity Gauntlet? He has power unfathomable in his grasp - but it would kill him to use. He knows what it is to have power over trillions and is asking Manfred and his power over millions of MLB.TV subscribers to make life easier. "I ignored my destiny once, I can not do that again." - Liam Hendriks when meeting the commissioner, thinking about MLB.TV

Left-handed centerfielders with plus power are great to have. Especially when they're complimenting Luis Robert and Eloy Jimenez.

This is the last time I'll make the joke, I swear.

Benetti's "HERE WE GO AGAIN" added so much to that Burger pop-up it needs to be acknowledged.

Okay, I mean I don't know if I can blame them after that RBI.

Infield double was almost an infield triple.

The Sox are allowing plastic bags near TA, clearly trying to rig it for the Mariners.

Boo

JLIAA

I initially read that second sentence as Mendick and Leury, so I took it as Leury was covering the Sox for the Sun-Times and it was like, man, his super-sub role is going WAY too far.

Easy win.

Damn, you're right. I was equating Bmags not liking the signing due to allocation of resources (and if I'm wrong here again Bmags, just drag me) and mocking a foreign player's name for no reason other than internet likes. Sorry Rongurt.

Hey, I was all aboard the Yolbert hype machine at the end of last year when he decided to light his bat on fire. Love to see him continue it this year. You gotta worry about @bmags, the progenitor of the yogurt meme tho. EDIT: As you can see below, Bmags did not create the meme. It was Ron Ron.

Keuchel won the battle of the Cy Youngs

Bro wtf is this rain

I'd say most people are taking into consideration that Jose Abreu is 36 and seems to be contemplating retirement.

Remember, the owners wanted to very urgently all winter.*