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Colton heating up has to make Shewmake sweat a bit. Also the "footage" of those home runs is comically bad.

Oh, right

How dare you forget the pride of Naperville

Some days, you just got to flush the bed.

Really glad we're letting him work on it in the minors. Wait.

Good culture move!

Greg, that's still a bad team.

2014 me is so jazzed right now.

Anyone who believes Chris Getz definitely hates nail polish.

You can tell a man to sit down, but you can't prevent Nationwide from sitting next to him.

The haters have taken a stance and seemingly won.

Is the He Gets Us ad telling us to love umpires?

s%*# looked like a fly ball off the bat. If only we got more Mt. Eloy and less ILoy

He is grateful for Martin Maldonado

Caballeros jerseys are good for the soul

All it takes for that to be wrong is an individual with a fat checkbook that wants to own a baseball team.

CB Bucknor staaaaaAAAAAAAND UP

Man, we can't have anything

Cause either Chris Getz is a sole decision maker who believes in him or he gets the same excuses as Hahn

He started out mega cold at AA and has just finally heated up. People assuming he'd reach the Sox this year (me among them) figured he'd have to get to Charlotte and prove it there. Now he's jumping two levels.

Chris Getz is learning that it's hard to GM after an off-season of bluster. All that smack talk against the AL Central is flying out the window after all the beat downs his defensive juggernaut is getting.

Welcome to Christopher Getz's wild ride!

See, for me, Morneau has pedigree. It's like, Rodman was a fucking Bad Boy. Obviously Morneau only had a half season and flamed out, but he at least was someone once upon a time. Brad Keller is best known as the guy who got angry about a TA bat flip. And he's only here cause we're trying to be the Royals.

This is less upsetting to me than Brad Keller in a Sox jersey.

As long as we're comparing the two ad nauseum, I'd love to see Schriffen call a game with Bill Walton for the pure chaos. A home run call in that game would make Spongebob and Patrick calling OT in the Super Bowl look tame.