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It's low hanging fruit but I had to.

You've been hating Vaughn since before he was drafted, so I think that means you're not a Sox fan.

The disrespect shown to 5.5 WAR shortstop Nicky Lopez

Drew Thorpe is the impact bat you seek. Wait.

I thought the call was cringey as hell, but raises concerns and writing a whole column about it is so much cringier and raises more concerns about Jeff Agrest than it does about Schriffen.

but think of how many Dominic Fletchers and Zach DeLoachs we could have. Just start scouting outfielders from the PCL.

Imagine gatekeeping fandom to this team.

Think of how many milkshake ingredients cash considerations could have bought.

We went from dreaming on a potential line up TA-Moncada-Robert-Abreu-Eloy-Grandal-Vaughn/Burger-RF-Madrigal — with most of those dudes in their prime — to this. I know the above was decimated to injuries, age and failing to live up prospect expectations, but holy hell. I don't know which talent collapse is worse between the lineup or the potential Gio-Rodon-Kopech-Cease-ReyLo/Dunning rotation.

God if only someone would say something about the state of this team. Anyway, one of my friends who isn't a baseball fan sent this to me:

Everyone knows Jeremy Haber's BlackBerry is still secretly running roster transactions.

Also, boy did this part about the Twins coming to town age like a Chris Getz prospect.

Last year I was at Disney World and they told my wife and I we could go to the front of the line since we were the closest two person group. A guy that we walked by told his group to "let the guy in the Sox shirt by, he's suffering."

White Sox: 23rd oldest average age in baseball, oldest in division.

Think we can trade this former #1 overall prospect for something if he stays hot?

My first thought was "holy f*** he's up to .347?!"

Can't fail at developing prospects if you get rid of them.

Maldonado just got played so hard.

Ok, I can't remember. Was Matthew Thompson on the 40-man roster? Cause if not, it means we ultimately gave up a starting pitching prospect — who is of course now putting up better numbers with the Cubs AA team (yes, SSS) — for cash.

Bruh.

This makes me sad.

It's called manifesting.

It'll be fun to watch Sosa or Colas suddenly develop the ability to draw a walk, fix their defensive flaws and become above average major leaguers for a competent MLB team.

Chris Getz is that dude who swipes right on everyone hoping someone will match with him.