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Lmao no they aren't

Tomorrow they announce the campfire ice cream nachos

Greg roasting the Sox is something I didn't realize I needed in my life. Cheers Greg ?

Plot twist: he was only there to try the campfire milkshake

Why are we talking about Brad Keller? This is the Clevinger thread.

Chris Getz is a knob

C U L T U R E U L T I R E

My only joy this season will be when, apparently, TLR is made interim and booed to kingdom come by 5,000 fans.

"teaches baseball the right way" was the stupid ass phrase. Then he went into his spiel about David Eckstein sucking at every aspect of baseball but being good somehow.

Look man, their social media team has an Herculean task of finding fun wherever they can this year. If that's a silly rain delay animation, so be it.

Not gonna hold much against Garcia at the moment because that ball has to be impossible to grip. But it'll be really funny if the best two relievers are two of Hahn's last acquisitions, but they're also guys that are cheap and not pricey signings.

Hey, he put up a 6 WAR once upon a time! ignore that he and 4 others were traded for Bummer coming off one of his worst seasons

Barfield = Artūras Karnišovas?

Ok, replay actually made that look less bad on his part.

Fletcher, good at defense!

It looks wrong

Benetti, Kamka, and M&M guy is a holy trinity of "shouldn't hurt as bad as you think but really hammers home how stupid this fucking team is"

I mean, we somehow downgraded from Yaz's broken, shambling corpse.

They keep showing the little girl at the pitch radar because she's actually our fifth starter.

I know. Take a gander at his offspeed stuff making the Aviators look silly, just as Fletcher lines out.

But somehow, Cristian Mena's fastball was a concern

I don't care what Ryan McGuffey says, Eloy is a bigger bust than Moncada. Moncada can at least do cool s%*# on defense and will at least try to play through pain. Eloy winces and he's down. I've seen Yoan make pained faces after fouling a ball off his shin and then make a dope play in the field too many times to count. Dude is broken, overpaid, and still a bust relative to expectations, but there are bigger busts.

Right after you posted this, I've seen him go to that spot twice. Still don't think it's anything, but it's funny. Especially if it's a f*** you to the Braves

The problem is the Sox only have 4 starters