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FASTs CULTURE

The buttons are Sox fans

With a reputation as a good defender!

The fun thing about Benintendi is that being signed by KW and Hahn, he fits Pedro and Getz's team philosophy.

Remember, Getz jumped the market to sign DeJong

Based juiced for a big Bong Hit

He put all his power into that shallow fly ball, be kind.

Martin Maldonado's intangibles carry him to strange places, it's hard to argue.

When asked what motivated him, Colas probably said "f*** Pedro."

Nah, it's a crochet blanket that covers the entirety of the forum. Also, if he becomes an ace, they truly need to put a #45 crochet blanket in the store. Or at least a regular punny blanket.

Look, digging in my heels is easier than saying I misread it. But also, I just expect things to get worse, somehow.

A 50-65% improvement is

No, not yet. He somehow sees a light at the end of this tunnel.

It would be very White Sox to flaunt assembling starting pitching depth, then begin the season with no fifth starter, then sell starters for cash considerations.

Ok, but hear me out: The absolute majesty of TLR getting booed and how angry it would make JR feel.

Jake Cousins we hardly knew you.

I think the Pillar contract proves that Getz is going to the biggest Yes Man we've ever seen on the South Side, which was probably part of the "we need to hire Chris so badly we're not even going to entertain the Selig rule" pact.

Never seen a team so smooth

Anyway, Mena went 5 IP, 0 ER, 6 K, 2H, 1BB I don't care if it's one start and 3 games into a 162 game MLB season, I am salty.

But how fast is he compared to Martin FASTs Maldonado

I can only thank Greg

Our RF of the future pulled. Great.

DEJONG BONG HIT

While I don't mind this, the dude cannot stop talking about he's a foodie and also had a campfire shake on air. Like this is very much his thing.