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This is how we view him as a starter vs. Crochet: Obviously don't want to see him get hurt, but there is a drastic difference in importance to the team.

I expect this thread to be filled with Marlins, Braves and Padres content

In a plot-twist, Touki is our two-way player.

Madrigal was always hurt and if Kimbrel didn't suddenly implode, it would have given them the two best relievers in baseball. Kimbrel might be one of those closers that has to close and Liam was willing to pitch whenever so, eh. Also, Madrigal hasn't hit well since leaving the Sox and still has health problems. Burger is cause Kenny...who knows. If the hypothetical Hahn-Miami deal was TA-for-Eder, it looks a lot better. Right now, it's not looking hot.

What is bed rotting? It's also known as a "hurkle durkle," which I believe is the sound Getz made when he signed Maldonado.

"What were the highlights today, Papa?" "Well son, the second baseman and short stop look real smooth."

Man, like last week you were saying that Getz bore no responsibility for prospects. Either he gets full blame and fully credit or none

Are you saying Martin Maldonado is a bad baseball player? How dare you. I mean, all statistical data, the eye test, gauging Astro fans, and common sense would have told you that giving him $4M was a moronic move that not even a first year GM would be stupid enough to do. But how dare you.

1-0 is insurmountable

Yeah, this is pretty known

lmao he drove in Burger

Some people here:

Tigers color guy is talking about how weird Pillar's contract was. Safe to say it was noticed around the league.

Sooner. The answer is sooner.

It Getz you moving.

Also this topped the r/StupidFood subreddit, but people were defending the hell out of it.

Eh, for a stunt shake in a ballpark, it sounds about right. My wife and I are considering a trip to Chicago this summer and we both were like "ah, yes. A reason to go to a Sox game."

Jordan Leasure. His grandpa had the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Seeing (cool) next to Chad Kuhl is funny in a vacuum. Not on the 26-man.

Who do we think is the first person off the roster? Can't pick Lee since Stassi will bump him off upon return.

AJ ain't never getting hired by Reinsdorf

I find it hilarious that Merk felt the need to tweet this. Like, "guys, don't worry. They won't forget to do it before Opening Day."

My brain wants to tell me that that's photoshopped. What the f***???

I mean, I'm convinced that 2022's harbinger of doom was Giolito cruising...then getting hurt. Then bullpen holds steady until Bummer loads the bases. Liam comes in and can't get the out. Oh hey, Vaughn launches a homer! Victory is in sight. Liam gives up the lead again, but they get out of it...until Baez points out that Pollock let the ball bounced out of his glove, hit the wall and then back into his glove.