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To save money, Billy goes back to college and Pedro coaches the Bulls.

Jake Burger IV will have to be like, 19-20 in this scenario, so he's got just as much uncertainty as Glorbatron the Destroyer. You're telling me you're passing up The Destroyer for Burger #4?

I immediately did: Mexico City. Andres Poco, your time is now.

I can think of no better place for a hitter to find their confidence than Charlotte.

Happy one year anniversary! Lest we forget the legendary rant that came a few days later:

I know Fletcher has turned around slightly and Mena's ERA has gone up from 0, but to be fair, Fletcher's ERA has also gone up.

Someone will say it's because Getz needs time to evaluate everything, despite him being hired because he didn't need that time.

Let's just remember this quote

I have horrible news if people think athlete infidelity is a sin. Which, also, let's add the rest of these quotes. https://www.thescore.com/mlb/news/2896475

His OPS from 2019 to 2022 was .820. So that doesn't really work for "year-to-year," just one singular year.

Praying for a repeat of 2014, but this time we need 4 teams to overthink it instead of 2 Dear god this man

My standards for big W are not high. I don't think Chris Beck had five good innings in his entire tenure.

Can also reach the high shelf.

100% Still funny

It is April 18 and we got reports about teams interest in our biggest FA signing from the winter. Lmao

From your mouth to Preller's coke dealer's ears.

Because people think I won't give Getz any W's, Cannon is a big win right now. Especially compared to the Chris Becks and Sean Burkes of yesteryear.

Getz would have traded him to the Marlins for a package built around Noble Meyer, Victor Mesa Jr., and Andrew Nardi

It has always sounded like what you call your uncle who peaked as a high school QB, not a 5-tool, All-Star centerfielder that has a gold glove and a silver slugger

1) Has cool nickname 2) LuBob has been dismissed by Abreu 3) La Pantera has cool artwork 4) Still call him "LuBob"

1) They really should have tried to see if they could have gotten past the Hawks without continuing to play him 2) God damnit Drummond. Shaqtin a'fool MVP

He got slapped around by a lineup that makes the Sox look like offensive juggernauts. Dude is cooked without sticky stuff.

But remember, despite spending 80 games with them in the minors, the team had no chance to work him on his swing and miss issues. Or his rookie year. It's all him. Absolutely all his fault, not the Sox development team. Because he made one music video and is jacked.

For fucks sake Andre Drummond

Well, they're cooking right now