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I feel like adding Bitim and Philips to the rotation + Drummond getting burn with Vuc has given this team some new life.

but how did we decide on ReyLo?

WELL, I PERSONALLY THINK WE'RE UNDERRATING WESTON EBERLY

Nutritionists hate this one easy trick to gain 30 pounds of muscle

That was me. My only hope is that he can do what Jason couldn't, which is develop a home run call. This was...not inspiring.

Everyone has said my goals so I add Pedro's goals: 1) Gotta go FASTs 2) Get on the train 3) 500 at-bats each for DeJong, Lopez and Maldonado. Moustakas gets playing time over Sosa, Ramos or Colas. Also possibly Garrett Crochet. 4) Only lose games by 4 runs, not 5 runs. 5) Trademark the phrase "the Sox are gri-falling apart." 6) Get the Sox to add "Pedro's Grifol's Grilled Durian Fruit Stand" to the concourse.

I mean, that is their job.

The dark days of Nestor Molina and Simon Castro

God damn, I want Cags to fall to the Sox but if he keeps this up I don't know if it happens.

Pitchers are banging down the door to play here.

RemVP >>> Moustakas

I'll never say a bad thing about Danny Mendick. He was doing well in his role until Haseley was unable to call for a ball. Moustakas has no place near this roster.

Sir, we have Dominic Fletcher

A destination pitchers will want to go to.

He got run over by the Grifol Train that was going too FASTs

Sir, this is a SoxTalk

Pedro literally said it's not about who performs the best in Spring Training. Because Pedro is, well, dumb.

Moustakas with the edge of the infield power.

In 4 hours, Tray will need to consult his doctor.

They need to reframe their perspective from wanting to watch a competitive team to watching a comedic team.

From this spring or the last three years in general?

Homsar is twice the man.

I mean, Liam kinda cited SoxTalk when he signed here. Please someone correct me if I'm wrong.

BITIM HAS BEEN FREED

The highlight of last season was a fan getting shot by a mystery bullet in the stadium. I think we're allowed to direct some bitterness at an owner, front office and manager that shovel more s%*# than the poopsmith from Homestar Runner.