Quin

I honestly think that my body could rehab better than Eloy's at this point.

Season just started and miniscule sample size, but he's hitting .333/.391/.962

He was rushed and played poorly when everyone was playing poorly and Pedro needed to lash out at someone and was too chicken s%*# to manage veterans. Then, because we're in a social media era, he stupidly brain-dumped onto Instagram.

Not a very FASTs clubhouse, is it Pedro???

Cause of culture and leadership

You know the whole time he was thinking "this...is not smart"

What

- White Sox fans about Rick Hahn in 2008 when he was being listed as a top GM candidate

Jin Wong

We really need the old fucks to be able to compete

I made a long list of success and failures and you clammed up faster than Hawk when things went south in his final years as a broadcaster. Yeah, he gets the good and bad. It's just the fact that there's a lot more bad.

No, Mena is one of the few that makes us all go "what the f***, it was working? And you trade him for a 26-year-old platoon bat?"

Gavin Sheets endures.

The executive that oversaw Popeye's development must be furious

When I was like, 5-years-old, I loved poppyseed muffins. Then my mom was like "watch out in case you get drug tested." It's only been the last few years that I've begun enjoying them again.

No one is in shambles after a DeBong hit for victory.

I know Schriffen is gonna get better, but this dude is really into standing.

Oh God he said it @Dick Allen

Ah, Laz is the ump.

Yoan heard us saying nice things.

John: EVERYONE IS ON THEIR FEET People behind home plate: Sitting

Sign him Jerry!

Lol, the Sox lose Kamka so they use a recycled Cuda tweet on air

DEFENSIVE WIZARD MARTIN MALDONADO