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People that pay $8/month for a blue checkmark

Not great, but not terrible: .268/.348/.366/.714 With good sample sizes, Yoan actually mashes at Target Field, Comerica and the Coliseum.

Eloy Jimenez career stats at T-Mobile: .361/.395/.667/1.061 It's a nine game sample size, but whatever, I'm going to say that it makes sense.

But what about guys like Joseph Ortiz???

Caulfield, I appreciate the thinking outside the box, this ain't it.

Romy basically died from injuries.

Now they are one.

How dare you Fangraphs.

Puff the magic dragon

Notable truth teller John Fischer also said he'd build a "100 percent" privately funded stadium in Oakland, with renderings, in 2018. https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/matier-ross/article/A-s-propose-jewel-box-ballpark-for-13426272.php

Why do you keep fluffing the A's when we don't have their stadium info or funding plan? It's tough with blue checkmarks meaning nothing anymore, but Merkin follows this account: They might not even have their proposed site anymore.

Guess he'll have to settle for the Bears' DC position.

In this scenario, Williams + MHJ flounder while Fields + Nabers dominate for a resurgent Patriots team. Soldier Field breaks off the mainland and sinks into Lake Michigan.

Anyway, here he is getting hyped for SlamBall:

"Steve how was your weekend?"

I bet you eat your burgers with ketchup as the only topping and find paprika spicy.

Schriffen: "Anyway, Robert's OBP this season is..." Some people: f*** this guy

Lip, I'm 90% certain JR would have ordered your resume publicly burned in a dumpster fire for having applied. Edit: I'm not saying you couldn't do it or knocking your broadcast abilities, but with just how petty JR is, you can't be flaming him for years and expect him to hire you.

I actually like that he's energetic and excited about things, but stylizing the words like this makes it seem like they're mocking him.

I feel like NYC just needs to not be in that graphic. For starters — I'm guessing Lower Manhattan is being counted as downtown, but Midtown has a more classic "downtown" vibe. But then you have Downtown Brooklyn, which isn't built up to nearly the same degree, but keeps expanding (the Barclays Center is technically just outside of that neighborhood). I'm sure you'd get different answers from different people about Queen's Downtown, but Flushing is literally called Downtown Flushing by the city. As for Yankees Stadium, yeah. It's a 20 minute subway ride from Grand Central (6 miles). TL;DR - Balta is right and this graphic is dumb without context.

I mean, announcing TLR as manager with A.J. Hinch's signature is pretty great

Buehrle lives!

Canseco's Craft Cave

It lets him build LaRussa's Lounge AND Loretta's Lounge, making it so he can do right by TLR (in his eyes) without controversy

The Dodgers are opting for a broadside of glass cannons. Kinda fascinated to see how it works.