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Also, I'm just waiting for FutureSox's

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jan 11, 2012 -> 08:27 AM) At least from what I've watched, Boozer hasn't been nearly as torchable on defense this year as last year, but that could be entirely because Joakim's become such a weak spot. No, he's actually giving effort. He's attempted the Karl Malone ball strip too, since he can't block.

QUOTE (iamshack @ Jan 11, 2012 -> 08:22 AM) Oh my goodness, would anyone actually want this guy to be GM of the Bears? And Al Davis' son reminds me of Harry from Dumb and Dumber... Raiders Press Conference Holy f***.

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Jan 11, 2012 -> 08:15 AM) Michael Philbin was convicted of having nonconsensual intercourse with two girls at a drinking party at his parent’s house in August 2008. Well, this is far less sad now.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jan 11, 2012 -> 08:14 AM) Did anyone here post this page on how much more Boozer is shooting from the outside and how muchless he's actually getting to the rim? I seriously think he's trying to clear out for Noah. The other day on D Noah was rotating over to help Boozer out and you could hear Boozer say "Don't worry Jo! I got this!"

QUOTE (kjshoe04 @ Jan 11, 2012 -> 07:26 AM) I agree. I have become increasingly frustrated at our front line. I love Gibson and Asik's D but hate Gibson's shot selection and Omer's hands. Boozer has grown on me a bit lately and Noah seems to have regressed both offensively and defensively. Still love Luol obviously. Yeah, when Boozer's Rainbow is on, he's great because we can effectively run the Pick & Pop. We can run the Pick & Roll because of Noah, which is fine if Noah was getting his 13 hustle points, but he's not. Gibson thinks he's become Boozer and can make that shot. Asik did some random/cool post moves yesterday, but that sure as hell won't last.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jan 11, 2012 -> 07:30 AM) But I thought only Keith Law made disparaging remarks about the White Sox farm system? Well... QUOTE (iamshack @ Jan 11, 2012 -> 07:42 AM) No, I think it is more like Keith Law only makes disparaging remarks about the White Sox. ...this.

QUOTE (Stocking @ Jan 11, 2012 -> 02:31 AM) Convicted rapist, good riddance. Wait, what?

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jan 11, 2012 -> 02:52 AM) •One scout guaranteed to ESPN.com’s Jayson Stark that at least five teams will claim Mets outfielder Fernando Martinez, who is now on waivers (Twitter link). INTEREST? We already went there with Lastings Milledge. He's 23, so there's really nothing to lose.

QUOTE (Brian @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 09:29 PM) I'm still torn on Noah. To get Howard, it's a no brainer. But he was doing a nice job on Love when he was out there and grabs boards, although he has been getting out worked some this year. Maybe due to Noah bulking up, he's not as in shape an able to be high energy, which helped his rebounding/defense/scoring.

QUOTE (sunofgold @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 10:04 PM) Dunn for Soriano? I don't know. I willing to give Dunn another chance. He didn't practice in the offseason before 2011. had his appendix removed which probably threw him off in the beginning of the season, a child with illness. Things could only get better for Dunn, right? Time will tell. He better be practicing this offseason. Pshaw. Back on topic. QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 10:35 PM) Technically, it should be filipinAcupid.com, Filipinos are males from the Philippines, the -AS ending denotes female. Like Russian women, kind of, father's name is Sharapov or Kournikov, daughters end an A at the end of their name. Or Spanish, where the A usually denotes feminine and the O masculine at the end of a word. Nope, back to the Shadow banging Asian women or something. This thread is unintentionally great.

Derrick has the most up-and-down three ever.

Rose is good.

WTF

Noah playing scared. Rose is trying his hardest to get Noah easy looks.

ROSE. WTF WITH THAT 3. NOAH. WTF WITH EVERYTHING.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jan 9, 2012 -> 01:12 PM) This entire post is a disgrace, if nothing else, for the unintentional irony involved here.

No f***ing way Barea and Lucas are 6'0 or 5'11.

Rose has decided he's scoring this game.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 06:38 AM) What the? QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 07:14 AM) LOL, it's quite the conversation to start the workday too QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 08:30 AM) Thumbs up indeed QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 11:58 AM) No s***, I had a dream last night where I was something like The Shadow, and I blame it on this thread. I think "Only the Shadow Knows" needs to be a SoxTalk meme now, explaining KW moves, why Lawrence, Kansas is so enthused by Sox, etc.

I'm not reading the whole thread but someone's said "Uh...we're rebuilding and we need a veteran bullpen and backups? Riiiight"

QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 12:21 AM) All of that may be true, but I'd still rather watch college sports. Oh, I understand why some people would prefer college sports. Just don't give me the "pure" s***. QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 12:29 AM) Well, to be fair, there's nothing like the NCAA Tournament. It's like getting blown with a Mickey in one hand and a Stogie in the other. This is true.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 01:27 AM) And only one sexual partner her whole life, so don't have to worry about the STD angle (have enough experience with that from my time in Russia, South Korea, Taiwan/HK/China, Indonesia, ESPECIALLY Thailand, Colombia and the Philippines!!!) Damn. Is it your goal to bang someone in every Asian country (and Colombia)?

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 01:17 AM) Yes, suggesting a player utilize his freakish athleticism and size (for a PG) to create better shots for himself is ridiculous. There's simply no justification for Rose to be averaging 5 3pt FG attempts per game. Agreed. If he has a wide open 3 or they need one, take it. But transition 3's and taking them with plenty of time on the clock need to stop. He needs his threes to compliment his driving/mid-range game, not the other way around. He should learn the Brad Miller pump-fake drive. That was fun.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 12:42 AM) Was recently volunteered to do a "favor," my very good Chinese friend can't get pregnant (she's 29) by her foreign husband, so she now was the bright idea of me doing it this THUR and FRI. I guess I should be flattered, lol. The adoption and sperm bank/sperm donor option...doesn't fit the Chinese traditional model of what's culturally acceptable. See, did it again, haha. QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 12:54 AM) Wait, so does this mean she wants you to f*** her? If so, you better do that s***. Unprotected sex with a woman and you can simply walk away if/when you get her pregnant? That's the american dream right there. Long as she doesn't look like the Jap version of wite, do it. QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 01:03 AM) I was about to say... Agreed with J4L, though. A sequence of posts has never made me laugh harder.