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QUOTE (Soxbadger @ Dec 19, 2011 -> 02:50 PM) Succession could be very troublesome. Il-Jong was much older when he succeeded his father and they had spent years prepping for it. Furthermore you are now once removed from any connection to Il-Sung who is the one that garners the armies loyalty. And of course the last problem is competing heirs, Jong-Il was the eldest son of Il-Sung, Jong-Un on the other hand is Il-Jong's youngest son, leaving arguably 2 other suitable candidates. If you are going to strike for power, now is the time because Jong-Un is extremely young (27-28) . QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Dec 19, 2011 -> 03:05 PM) f***ing Korean names. That paragraph above me was way too confusing, and I already knew the back story. But seriously, this video is appropriate.

So, my all time NBA roster has hit a snag...there's a CAP limit. If there's no work around, I'm stuck with 8 complete teams (Lakers, Celtics, Bulls, Knicks, Jazz, Cavaliers, SuperSonics, Hawks).

QUOTE (ptatc @ Dec 18, 2011 -> 09:26 PM) He must have been drunk. You cannot dislocate a vertebrae without massive spinal damage. Tearing abdominal muscle has absolutely nothing to do with spinal damage. I have to assume your post should have been in green. Daaamn. ptatc just treated your friend.

John Skelton is 5-1. .833 win % Tebow is 6-2. .75 win % All Skelton does is win-win-win no matter what.

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Dec 18, 2011 -> 05:44 PM) Did the Packers beat NE with Flynn last season? I thought they lost, but it was a close game "But the Packers make Pro-Bowl backups like Hasselback and Rodgers. Flynn would be a 12 win QB with the Packers." That's right, Aaron Rodgers is only worth 4 wins. Then he argued Tebow is MVP because Packers are still #1 seed without Rodgers. f***ing Tebow fans. Edit: Yeah, Flynn was OK in that game, but lost it for the Pack.

My friend who is a Packers/Tebow fan that claims Matt Flynn is a 12 win QB because he beat the Pats once and Orton is a s***ty QB cause his 400 yard games had Brandon Marshall is going to get hell this week.

f*** KC and their Orton block.

So, Derrick Williams at PF? So Love is the C? T-Wolves need to go Rubio-SG-Williams-Love-NotDarko to be good.

QUOTE (Fantl916 @ Dec 17, 2011 -> 12:53 PM) i know hindsight is 20/20, but this is why i dislike peeps being opposed to dealing an asset simply because you have that asset under control for many year. its not a good comparison, but seeing this package makes me wonder what we couldve gotten for danks last offseason or two offseasons ago. that is a crazy great package. hoyer and byrnes are building quite a nice little squad in SD. i think Grandal is going to be amazing, my jealousy knows no bounds on this one. i was hoping for grandal more than anything this offseason Hoyer doesn't work for the Padres. He was there to deliver Theo A-Gon, that's it.

QUOTE (Kalapse @ Dec 17, 2011 -> 01:00 PM) I'd take Grandal alone for Danks, Latos is 24, under team control for 4 more seasons and has awesome upside, I'd say he's already considered a #2 by most. His trade value was exponentially higher than that of Danks. I know, but that was my "shoot for the moon" package. I would have been cool with either.

Damnit. I would have taken Alonso and Grandal alone for Danks..

GarPax drafts damn good.

Prime Brent Barry would have been great on the Bulls. Handles. Dunking. 3s. Passing. Defense. And swag.

Speaking of which, any idea when the FutureSox one comes out?

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Dec 15, 2011 -> 12:21 PM) This sounds like Quinarvy bait... I am far to tired from studying for finals so I can get my journalism degree and be a real journalist, unlike Cowley. QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Dec 15, 2011 -> 11:35 AM) He did Seriously though, he's such an insecure asshole. Cowley should just take his one man show to Miami already.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Dec 15, 2011 -> 12:44 PM) http://www.scribd.com/doc/75786026/Hurd-Complaint "HURD stated he was interested in purchasing five to ten kilograms of cocaine and 1,000 pounds of marijuana per week for distribution in the Chicago area. HURD negotiated to receive the aforementioned amounts of narcotics at $25,000 per kilogram of cocaine and $450 per pound of marijuana. HURD further stated that he and another co-conspirator currently distribute about four kilograms of cocaine per week in the Chicago area, but that the supplier could not supply him with enough quantity" Ten kilos of Coke @ $25,000 per x 52 = $13,000,000 in annual transactions. 1,000 lbs of marijuana @ $450 per x 52 = $23,400,000 in annual transcations. This was set to become Hurd's SECONDARY drug source. Holy crap. Sweet Jesus of Adidas.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Dec 15, 2011 -> 12:40 PM) Does your brother happen to write for the Sun Times? No, he just can't stand the thought of his childhood idols (Rodman, Ozzie, etc.) not being the best.

QUOTE (iamshack @ Dec 15, 2011 -> 11:24 AM) Bob is an awesome dude...I had a friend who was tight with him back in the glory days...he got my friend and I into the Bulls locker room during the 72-10 season...we met MJ and Scottie, and my friend got a paid of Ron Harper's shoes that said 34-3 on them (their record after beating the Pistons that day). He told everyone we were "school kids" he knew from his work with the Bulls, even though we were like 18 at the time He's so underrated by Bulls fans. When my brother asked who my all time Bulls team was for 2k12, he was furious that Dennis Rodman wasn't included (and was a Piston instead) and not the starting Power Forward. He asked what Love did and I said "Well, his number is retired, 2 time all-star 3 time all defensive second team, good scorer for the Bulls." "Well, you need defense to win! You don't need scoring with Rose, Jordan and Pippen!" "David, Rodman was better as a Piston. He was only all defense once as a Bull and he wasn't an All-Star" "He was a defensive player of the year" "Again, with the Pistons. Not with the Bulls." "Well Rodman won 3 rings. Bob Love has none." "Love didn't have Jordan!" "See, that's the problem with your generation. They don't understand legacies." Keep in mind, my brother is Ozzie fan #1.

:cheers

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Dec 15, 2011 -> 10:28 AM) Sam Hurd arrested on Federal drug charges yay alma mater. Damnit (in regards to NIU player, don't really care about Hurd)

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Dec 15, 2011 -> 10:19 AM) http://www.southsidesox.com/2011/12/14/263...ece-about-danks Best. Sox. Writer.

Guys, he's parodying Lakers fans.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Dec 15, 2011 -> 09:33 AM) I can't imagine elite free agents wanting to flock to the Lakers with a 35-year old Kobe as the centerpiece. Their window is closing rather rapidly. The Thunder, Grizzlies and Clippers will be running things in that conference very soon (if not this year). That second sentence is so weird to read. But I eagerly await the Lakers decline.

Cowley's tweets are the most unintentionally self-damning things I've ever read.