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QUOTE (sunofgold @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 10:04 PM) Dunn for Soriano? I don't know. I willing to give Dunn another chance. He didn't practice in the offseason before 2011. had his appendix removed which probably threw him off in the beginning of the season, a child with illness. Things could only get better for Dunn, right? Time will tell. He better be practicing this offseason. Pshaw. Back on topic. QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 10:35 PM) Technically, it should be filipinAcupid.com, Filipinos are males from the Philippines, the -AS ending denotes female. Like Russian women, kind of, father's name is Sharapov or Kournikov, daughters end an A at the end of their name. Or Spanish, where the A usually denotes feminine and the O masculine at the end of a word. Nope, back to the Shadow banging Asian women or something. This thread is unintentionally great.

Derrick has the most up-and-down three ever.

Rose is good.

WTF

Noah playing scared. Rose is trying his hardest to get Noah easy looks.

ROSE. WTF WITH THAT 3. NOAH. WTF WITH EVERYTHING.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jan 9, 2012 -> 01:12 PM) This entire post is a disgrace, if nothing else, for the unintentional irony involved here.

No f***ing way Barea and Lucas are 6'0 or 5'11.

Rose has decided he's scoring this game.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 06:38 AM) What the? QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 07:14 AM) LOL, it's quite the conversation to start the workday too QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 08:30 AM) Thumbs up indeed QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 11:58 AM) No s***, I had a dream last night where I was something like The Shadow, and I blame it on this thread. I think "Only the Shadow Knows" needs to be a SoxTalk meme now, explaining KW moves, why Lawrence, Kansas is so enthused by Sox, etc.

I'm not reading the whole thread but someone's said "Uh...we're rebuilding and we need a veteran bullpen and backups? Riiiight"

QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 12:21 AM) All of that may be true, but I'd still rather watch college sports. Oh, I understand why some people would prefer college sports. Just don't give me the "pure" s***. QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 12:29 AM) Well, to be fair, there's nothing like the NCAA Tournament. It's like getting blown with a Mickey in one hand and a Stogie in the other. This is true.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 01:27 AM) And only one sexual partner her whole life, so don't have to worry about the STD angle (have enough experience with that from my time in Russia, South Korea, Taiwan/HK/China, Indonesia, ESPECIALLY Thailand, Colombia and the Philippines!!!) Damn. Is it your goal to bang someone in every Asian country (and Colombia)?

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 01:17 AM) Yes, suggesting a player utilize his freakish athleticism and size (for a PG) to create better shots for himself is ridiculous. There's simply no justification for Rose to be averaging 5 3pt FG attempts per game. Agreed. If he has a wide open 3 or they need one, take it. But transition 3's and taking them with plenty of time on the clock need to stop. He needs his threes to compliment his driving/mid-range game, not the other way around. He should learn the Brad Miller pump-fake drive. That was fun.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 12:42 AM) Was recently volunteered to do a "favor," my very good Chinese friend can't get pregnant (she's 29) by her foreign husband, so she now was the bright idea of me doing it this THUR and FRI. I guess I should be flattered, lol. The adoption and sperm bank/sperm donor option...doesn't fit the Chinese traditional model of what's culturally acceptable. See, did it again, haha. QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 12:54 AM) Wait, so does this mean she wants you to f*** her? If so, you better do that s***. Unprotected sex with a woman and you can simply walk away if/when you get her pregnant? That's the american dream right there. Long as she doesn't look like the Jap version of wite, do it. QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 01:03 AM) I was about to say... Agreed with J4L, though. A sequence of posts has never made me laugh harder.

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Jan 10, 2012 -> 12:02 AM) Why do I keep seeing basketball talk everywhere? Basketball sucks, and this is a Sox forum. BasketballDerrickRoseMichaelJordanFreeCheeseWhiteMamba

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jan 9, 2012 -> 11:38 PM) Pretty much. I used to follow it religiously. But all the same f***ing schools get the best recruiting classes EVERY year. College football has become more predictable than the NBA (and it's even more corrupt). And that's pathetic. Isn't that like 6 in a row for the SEC? This. And yes. 6 in a row. Edit: And I REALLY f***ING HATE when people say College Football and Basketball are "pure" sports while the NFL and NBA aren't. It's more f***ing corrupt and less talent. If you want "pure" go watch f***ing high school, but that has recruiting too so... Middle school sports?

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Jan 9, 2012 -> 11:33 PM) I just sometimes think you're on acid or at least a strong weed with the tangents you occasionally go on

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jan 9, 2012 -> 10:55 PM) Seriously, with all the SoxTalk "insiders" with their wisecracks, innuendoes and jokes, I share Milkman's concern that only about 50-75% of the site (and, in his case, my posts) is actually intellectually accessible. QUOTE (knightni @ Jan 9, 2012 -> 10:59 PM) What joke? You're the one with obscure references all the time that make people go "huh?" Oh for Christ's sake Caulfield, you referenced a "The Shadow" from 1930, mine was from 2003. And I knew no one would get it...well, because I doubt anyone here are big Jak & Daxter fans

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Jan 9, 2012 -> 09:29 PM) What the hell is that? This thread is way too obscure. It's Young Samos from Jak II. He led the Underground, known as "The Shadow".

DA MAMBA

QUOTE (knightni @ Jan 9, 2012 -> 08:58 PM) Except for the mediocre Alec Baldwin film, that's an old radio programme reference from the '30s and '40s. Or this guy

QUOTE (chw42 @ Jan 9, 2012 -> 08:39 PM) The minutes are catching up with Luol. He's played like crap the last two games. Thibs needs Lu out there or he'll go insane.

Boozer's rainbow shot is beautiful when on. And it means no more "Boozer clogging the lane for Noah!" s***. WTF Joakim.

I don't understand how players magically acquire more votes each year. The BBWAA is annoying with their "first year HoF" "fifteenth year HoF" s***. A Hall of Famer is a Hall of Famer.