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Jake Burger is the only reason to watch this team.... ......let that sink in.

After some texting with a friend last night, was thinking over some legendary Hahn quotes I couldn't 100% remember exactly what he said - so I watched 4 or 5 pretty long Hahn pressers etc from the last couple off seasons. He made it a point that "players want to come here because we're ready to win" I'm guessing he was 100% completely full of s%*# when he said it.

The hits just keep on coming... except the wrong kind of hits

by "miss the rest of the Twins series" they meant the rest of the season

If Im not mistaken the Berto Center was named after Jerry's long time personal assistant, who died of cancer.

Berto is the hero we needed, but didn't deserve. I love that guy.

This is one of those stats that looks fake, but its not. Pathetic.

yea, thats the one.

If he thinks the fans need to be more supportive here, he'll be awfully disappointed in LA.

I must have seen a partial quote then. My bad. Looked like he was implying the opponent. Kinda wanna see the full quote now.

I think we're all better off coming up with a list of times the Sox weren't a laughing stock. 3 or 4 seasons maybe?

I thought he was talking about the Blue Jays hitters??

at least in 2007 we got a Buehrle no-no and Jenks' scoreless streak.

Rick Hahn the kinda guy to eat alphabet soup and choke on all the Ds

Rick Hahn the kind of guy to lock the bathroom door to poop even if no one else is home.

This clubhouse clearly lacks the veteran leadership of Adan Engel

27 ABs by sox hitters. 14 Ks. Why not just DFA the entire roster and call up the Barons roster. How much worse could it get? Maybe they lose 8-1 instead of 7-0. JR could save a lot of money.

The Mets and Tigers had some real bad teams in the late 90s and early 00s. But I think they were trying to be bad. This is the absolute worst "we're trying to be good" bad team I've ever seen, in any sport.

I'm no TLR fan, but its hard to argue that perhaps TLR was keeping the tent from blowing off this circus.

Who are we kidding? They both would have come here and sucked.

Half the outs recorded by Sox batters have been Ks. Brutal.

Last night game thread: "will the White Sox win another game?" Today's game thread: "Will the White Sox ever score a run?"

Did he really say this? What an asshole.

I know just the guy for the job...

:: sad trombone sounds ::