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Luis Robert = Felix Pie

If you've seen the ESPN 30 on Jordan's season in the minors, he was apparently playing really well the last 30-45 games of the season.

you aren't talking about "self care" are you?

was it the came guy who talked about celebrating National Carrot Cake day? Carrot cake is trash.

yea well... its not 2004 anymore.

Don't give them any ideas....

I want to do ALL of these.

I've got a bunch.... Carry ownership's water: Race Scott Merkin around the warning track while carrying two buckets of water. Winner gets to ghostwrite a Merkin MLB.com article. Hahnspeak Translator: Participants will be shown random Hahn lawyerspeak soundbites and will need to determine what he is trying to hide. Winner will be the White Sox representative at the American Bar Association annual conference. Lightning in a Bottle: During the next home game rain delay, 20 lucky fans will be given empty bottles and tasked with capturing a 37 year old veteran with "a little left in the tank". Winner gets a signed Mike Jackson vest-style jersey. Bring your glove Night: With the lack of position player depth in the organization, the White Sox will choose one random gloved fan from the crowd to play a position for 9 innings. Winner gets to wear #28 and will receive a 3 year contract.

The dude is 24 years old.. its not like they're saving a year of his prime by fucking with his arb clock.

The manager type person already said publicly he gave Colas things to work on and criticized his baserunning, so there's the "boxes he needs to check" before he is called up or whatever. I am guessing it will take him 20 days to check the boxes. So, there's that.

Can't wait for this to be a soap opera all season long. I wonder is TA went to Frank Thomas for advice about how to whine to the media about contract status. FT was the MASTER of this.

um... what?

Holy s%*#, he's PERFECT.

Damn, someone beat me to it.

Knock it down and build out in Arlington Heights

These are the consequences for not doing your background work.

This is a good signing. Surprised he signed a NRI. Makes you realize how FUCKING ASSININE the Leury contract is.

This isn't 100% a joke. Grifol stated in a podcast/interview that he asked Eloy to take reps in RF.

Make him wear glasses?

2007. I distinctly remember telling a friend that the Sox 2007 bullpen was built to win on-field brawls.

Can't have a Sox offseason without some "live arm flyer" signing or trade.

Good for Carlos. Too bad he'll have to shave.

And no one in the Carolinas would care if they did. The Braves own this part of the country.

Hard to believe he'll have 10-5 rights in the final year of his contract. edit: wait... didn't they get rid of that in the new CBA?

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