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I finally just got it to work. I didn't convert days of the week to lowercase so the switchcase wasn't identifying matches #ranOutOfTalent

#sadface

so everybody.... while we wait it out... what are you doing today while you're F5'ing this thread? ME? I'm on my other monitor, writing javascript to make a form autoscroll when URL parameters are present.

"direct hit" emoji ???

* eyeball emojis * Something's coming guys!!! AAAA reliever who just had TJS gets removed from the roster. I'm sure there's a meme to be had here.

I said the same thing an hour ago. Here I am still F5'ing the shit out of Soxtalk

checks pocket.... Nope, I'm broke

that whole interview was just... weird. Was he talking through a voice changer?

IKR! I might have to buy The Show 2019 on black friday so I can "edit" Wheeler and make all his sliders 100%

Can't wait for the Sox to get outbid so we can all blame Abreu

We're bored... we fight when we're bored. Its what children do.

Sorry for being a shithead. Can we all just hug it out now? This is supposed to be "the good offseason" of the rebuild.....

Yea I probably went overboard. But yea, Fluff writer. Staff writer. Kinda go hand-in-hand. Regardless, we need to drive up the reply count on this Wheeler thread so the Sox won't sign him. I believe there is a direct correlation between the post count on free agent threads and the Sox odds of singing that free agent.

Did you read the article? Its hot garbage and he is clearly "paid by the inch"

Ray is right though. Both of them jumped on the hype wagon, Garfien's podcast was pretty nice though... but Merkin specifically produced several fluff pieces of literally nothing, based only on the obvious that Wheeler was a free agent and the Sox need a starting pitcher.

if by inside you mean KaTyPeRrYsBOoTyHOlE?

a friend of mine was in those facebook chats and was sending my screenshots with all kinds of LUL emojis. Peavy44 is a legend (of sorts)

It could also mean nothing more than that they aren't paying him 6m to post a 600 OPS

my dumb-fan-brain wants to think they'll get everyone done by SoxFest so Hahn can roast the toxic fans calling him out (insert Thug Life meme here)

those are the threads for players the Sox DONT sign

* fingers crossed *

Then why wouldn't they just wait a week and non-tender him??

They can announce that they've agreed to terms... but when the player passes their physical, then they have to be added to the roster, and someone has to go at that point.

there's plenty of other low hanging fruit that could be cut loose if a signing was coming. Yolmer was gonna be on another team by spring training some way or another.