Bananarchy

Go White Sox.

QUOTE (RaySox @ Aug 1, 2015 -> 07:42 PM) Spanky really has turned his numbers around It's good to see him come back up. It was getting scary for a while.

QUOTE (CaliSoxFanViaSWside @ Aug 1, 2015 -> 07:40 PM) Danks was hot at that 1st base replacement ump for calling that balk and I don't blame him. That was really crappy.

QUOTE (Baron @ Aug 1, 2015 -> 07:35 PM) I like how he loses all control on 2 outs God if he makes it through 6, I'm throwing a party. You are all invited.

Well that wasn't great.

QUOTE (Mike F. @ Aug 1, 2015 -> 07:14 PM) Pablo Ozuna cheated? As far as I know, he's the only 2005 White Sox player who did. However, it is unclear whether or not he was juiced in 2005.

Hasn't thrown a strike since.

Danks is just clowning Tex.

QUOTE (RaySox @ Aug 1, 2015 -> 07:10 PM) I thought LaRoche was going to have a pretty solid year when we signed him. Don't sign me up to replace Hahn And I think that's why this is all so disappointing. So many players haven't bad years. The good thing is, a number of them appear to be turning it around combined with the fact the AL is terrible and the White Sox are right in it.

Of all the drug cheats in baseball, A-Rod and Pablo Ozuna are my favorites ever.

QUOTE (Soxfest @ Aug 1, 2015 -> 07:06 PM) LaDunn needs to sit a week. Or maybe a career.

QUOTE (Baron @ Aug 1, 2015 -> 07:05 PM) Good work Adam...well done It's just brutal. At least Eaton looks to be turning it around, saving this from being the most disappointing offseason in recent memory.

Avi's slash lines aren't bad. I wish he had any pop.

Pleased to see the good guys running up the count this inning. Good drive for Cabrera, but no cigar.

Faith day? Oh Goody.

QUOTE (The Ginger Kid @ Aug 1, 2015 -> 06:56 PM) Pods no wedding ring....maybe that's just for the trip to chicago

QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Aug 1, 2015 -> 06:53 PM) I don't understand Avi. He an Flowers look like marshmallows in that uniform. Scotty, it's not that hard, after all, Hawk Harrelson can do it.

QUOTE (RaySox @ Aug 1, 2015 -> 06:51 PM) Just Danks being Danks Put your sig back.

QUOTE (BigHurt3515 @ Aug 1, 2015 -> 06:50 PM) Oh here comes John Danks.... I was feeling good for a while...

Too bad Scotty Pods won't bat. Remember when he put that little shuffle in his swing and was godly for like 2 months? That was great.

QUOTE (RaySox @ Aug 1, 2015 -> 06:44 PM) My bad guys. Just took it away If we had a like button, I'd use it!

QUOTE (RaySox @ Aug 1, 2015 -> 06:42 PM) That's it. Soto won't be getting any at-bats anymore Please make your signature smaller

Joe Mauer II

QUOTE (South Side Fireworks Man @ Aug 1, 2015 -> 06:37 PM) Avi was Hahn's pride and joy. He was the only position player Hahn ever labeled "untouchable," In fairness, Hahn/KW hadn't seen a good prospect in a while. They certainly can't draft position players.

I have always liked Alexei.