Yeah, but you’re not really all that funny. Right now, your user name and avatar are both dated jokes and nobody’s laughing. All that’s happening, is you’re spreading your usual nonsense and ruining another game thread
The best argument is the "People need to pay attention" argument.
People buy concession. The beer guy sells in the "pay attention" seats. They can stop selling in those areas or they can extend the nets so everyone is safer and no one notices.
https://chicago.suntimes.com/white-sox/2019/6/18/18683945/white-sox-to-extend-protective-netting-at-guaranteed-rate-field-mlb-cubs-albert-almora-jr
Absolute no-brainer.
Now for the crying tough guys.
National recognition comes with high stakes victories and postseason appearances.
You know who got a boatload of national recognition? The 2006 White Sox. Why? Because they took the World Series 2005 team and added Jim Thome and started the season on a tear.
You win and you get recognition. in the MLB, that means continuous playoff appearances.