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If McCormick's arms were each 10 feet long he still wouldn't have caught that

Alright ready the little pudgy teenager got some scrub's first homer. Enough of this shit

Only 4 LOB (3/4 in scoring position) in 4 innings so far. Cut him some slack

Can someone please walk me through the Harrison signing? He had a worse second half than Hernandez last year yet the GM gave him 5.5M. What was the thinking there? Was it "well he can't be that bad again" or "even if he sucks he's good in the clubhouse" or what?

Heasley wasn't looking for a 94 mph fastball right down the pipe on 2-1 or 2-2 I suppose

Ravech's voice screams "baseball" to me probably for how long he's been doing Baseball Tonight. Cone is good. He reminds me of Stone. Perez is obsessed with the weirdest shit; tonight it's foul balls

Isn't Sousa in Charlotte and isn't Foster on bereavement?

Any reason why Pollock had to throw that ball like 35 feet and he still couldn't get it to Burger on a fly?

Great, another game where a Sox SP throws 25-30 pitches in an inning

Cain acknowledged after he was DFA'd that it's time to hang 'em up. Combine that with the fact that he's absolutely atrocious now, this could be your worst idea yet and that's really saying something

Who plays in a game for the Sox again first, Moncada or Jimenez?

Yes

You mean that Detroit sweep didn't sway your opinion?! A lot of people here keep expecting them to turn it around and it only got worse when they swept the dogshit Tigers. This team isn't even close to being as good as Houston or NYY. They probably aren't as good as Cleveland or Minnesota either. They're what, 1 over .500 since last year's ASB? They stink

"lift off" alright

He'll be back in 4 days

He'll come back and be IL'd again in 3 weeks so it's all moot

Probably the shitty GM or the either-underwhelming-or-maybe-just-not-that-good players

Literally? No it isn't, but he said it with an optimistic tone and we all know he meant "he should be ready to pitch over the next few days"

Tony said "he's a day closer for sure" yesterday Get with it, asswipe

Can't they just IL Moncada? He isn't remotely close to looking below average yet alone good

Don't you wish the Sox were "quite excited for a team buried at the bottom of the division?" Because these boners play with absolutely no enthusiasm

I like this idea a lot more now

Sousa can pitch 7 times a week but Hendriks is limited to 3

When was the train last on the right track? May 2021?

Give it 2 weeks Without a doubt