Mr. Showtime

Oh that's funny, because someone called you a cub fan in one of the threads today...

You gotta take out his first start, since you gotta chalk that up to first game nerves. His second start was on 3 days rest. Kenny should still be working the phones for 2 more arms, but I'm not scared of having Diaz pitch.

Got a little George Carlin in you I see. "f*** getting on the plane, I'm getting IN the plane."

Sounded like they had some loud gong going off when Shingo ran in from the pen. Samuri Warrior.

Batting glove.

Russ Ortiz RHP ATL Signed Feb 2001 - 4 years/$8.7M 2000: $0.65M 2001: $0.85M 2002: $2.5M 2003: $4.4M 2004: Team option $5.7M or $0.3M buyout -Can earn bonuses each year for innings pitched, starting at 195IP

Moyer would be great I agree, I doubt he'd waive his no trade clause to come here. Boston or NY seems like a spot for him to wind up.

heh, on you're home for White Sox baseball! :puke I'm sure Kenny is on with Pat and Ron on WGN to. :puke

A poster on WSI claims that Levine said earlier that the Braves are interested in Magglio, and everyone there had a crap attack. I started to laugh, just because they are interested in Magglio doesn't mean the Sox are talking about trading him. I'm sure every team in MLB would be very interested in having Ordonez on their team.

I'm not as creative as goldmember is, I always revert to hot chicks when I'm out of ideas.

Let me try one:

I saw this thread and figured it was asking if anyone ever had sex in a car.

I gotta laugh. Everyone is screaming for a trade and now we're on the verge of making one, and folks don't want to pay the price. It would be great if we could trade Diaz or Munoz for Ortiz-Garcia-Moyer, but nobody wants them. These teams want good players in return, they got some nerve asking for our good players.

I'm not sure why he was moved to the OF. I was just throwing out an idea.

Not for the Sox no, but I think that's what would happen. I only saw the 1st inning when they loaded the bases and Konerko couldn't it done.

He's played it here before when Manuel was being wacky. He played 3rd before being switched to the OF. He can DH for all I care and put Frank at 1st. I'd just like to see Reed.

Brando, would you consider Garland to be in the same vain as Clement? A guy who bounces around to 2-3 teams than finally turns it on?

If they want Konerko, done. Lee slides over to 1st, and Reed or Borchard get the call and we roll on.

Well, Diaz isn't going on 3 days rest this time I would imagine. I don't know exactly when he pitched last for the Knights. Hopefully he's got his head on straight.

The trade for Deng wasn't official until the 31st pick was made, it's all legal mumbo jumbo.

Yeah.

That and the chat thread...

All the threads are now here.....

The best part was when Jay said one of the HS'ers was gonna be a bust and the place just went up for grabs.

Vitale has been such a bastard this evening.