Mr. Showtime

Enough of that! Unless it's my name not Cotts.

Thank you. Case closed.

Gotta take what I can get.

Oh, almost forgot. As for what I look like, lets just say I'm the best looking here.

Sweet, because my voice mail message now is lame. It's just me saying, "I'm not here at the moment, leave your number, and I'll call you back." But for some reason, when I recorded the message, half the words didn't get picked up, so it's about half of the above message. Dig it!

w00t!

You didn't make that Heads! That looks alot like something from a site called www.flamingtext.com

heh.

The Model was a good mid-card heel. Anywho, next time I see you, can "the Macho Man" record a message on my voice mail? That'll rule. Mullets we're so cool back then, or so I've heard.

Did you have the perfume like the Model did?

That's how it should work in a big market like this.

Indeed it does.

A-Rod takes him yard. Oh well, no shame in that.

Yay! Keep kicking ass, Cotts.

Thanks.

heh, sweet.

Yeah, that was me. Maury's cat kept making noises and it was pissing me off.

That's one of Steff's friends from the AOL Sox board.

Steff doesn't have kids.

That's my leg and hand in photo two by the way.

I just can't get to excitied about that. Considering what's happening with Soxnet and FS.

I can read the pulse of america. I know it all.

I know, atleast I don't.

All seriousness aside, I talked to him last night and he seemed fine.

What kind of question is that? I think it goes without saying that you must be under some sort of influence when talking to anyone from the great state of Iowa.