Everyone is either deaf or stupid I swear.
The way that douche bag Padilla wrote it is not how it sounded. If you listen to the audio and the context in which the quote was said, he's not talking about the Cardinals.
Mark said that it kills him when the Sox aren't in the playoffs, but since they're not he can go down and get tickets to the Cards playoff games. He wasn't talking about it killing him when the Cardinals don't make the playoffs.
I've got a big Nike winter jacket, that's two sizes too big. So it goes down to about my knee, does that count? However, it doesn't have many pockets, so I couldn't use it for a killing spree if that's what you're refering to.