Mr. Showtime

Don't be so sure. In 2000 Eldred was kicking some serious ass. He was 10-2 with a 4.76 era and didn't make the team. Which was total bulls***.

Oh snap. Margaritas and Steff, I've gotta be there for this.

Well, I already emailed Maury. Maybe I should just go ahead and order tickets for the group (mahself, Maury, Killa and Guido) so that way it's all taken care of.

There's a few players on Minnesota that you just wanna beat the piss out of.

Yay!!! GO BARONS!! Wait till I get mah Barons sig up.

I'll email Maury and see what his plans are.

I heard they we're gonna make him an outfielder or something. This was like two weeks ago, not sure where it was either. The belief was that he can hit, so try him elsewhere. s***, I forget now, maybe it was first base.

Yeah, I'm sure it's gonna be a tough job with the Tigers in town. Does Maury and crew have tickets already?

Maybe I should've looked at a map before posting.

Garland pisses me off, you can see he has talent but he's a pansy. Wright has the guts, but can't find the strike zone for far to long in the game, and gets rocked.

I could so see you tossing the bat and watching the ball sail.

Oh, no. I was totally serious. I love watching and rooting for those teams. I don't pay attention to their minor league teams and things like that, I just like to follow the big league teams. Reds: Dunn and Kearns, those guys can mash. Have to enjoy watching them. Cards: Rolen, Drew, and the list goes on and on with that team. Astros: Kent, Biggio, Berkman, Bagwell. Plus I love that ballpark. Pirates: More so because of the logo, Pirates in general are the s***.

No problem. The Sox don't have anybody who could to the ASG on their past play, like a Cal Ripken or something like that. I'm sure Magglio will turn it around and get on the team, but right now he's not at that level.

Yeah, you need a new one for sure. I'm not sure where to get them anymore though. When I was little I used to get them at the Woolworth's or however the hell you spell it in Cicero, next to a play called "Chico's" licors. I bet Maury denies you hit such a ball.

No, Killa was serious. Nobody else deserves to be there off this team.

Yeah, but luckily we can get treated to a White-Flag or a Flush Gordon every night. Thanks Kenny. :fyou

Did you atleast get a new whiffle ball? Or are you still using that broke ass one from Maury's trunk?

Love to, but that would be cutting close. I don't get home till like 5:15 or so. I'm sure I'd have to work the next day to. I'm free this Saturday though!

I'm a total freak. I'm a huge mark for the: 1) Astros 2) Cardinals 3) Pirates 4) Reds And it has nothing to do with the fact they're in the same division as the Cubs. I just love watching those teams and following them.

Would you rather meet at Maury's?

Ok. Well, can't go back in time and re-write the CNN stories and such. So I'll just go back to being on high alert.

I know a thing or two about it having almost been to that point myself.

Nah, they owe Colon this CG. He gave up his last chance when he plunked Harriston last time out.

Yeah, good ol' Maury.

Oh, well then