Mr. Showtime

From the Trib:

Yeah, you sound like Doub, saying Bush is going into Iraq for the oil.

I can honestly say that I have never asked another woman to wear a strap on to screw another woman.

Will, maybe if you ask nicely she'll let this other girl strap it down, as Hawk would say.

Ok, then. Sox get: Lou and rally monkey. M's get: Liefer, Manuel, Nardi's jacket, Josh Paul, and an autographed photo of the chairman. Angels get: Mariner Moose, and a Chris Singleton corked bat.

Bush said a while back: "I like the fact that he loves his country". Yeah, he was talking about me. :metal

OK. Sox get: Lou and rally monkey. M's get: Liefer, Manuel, Nardi's jacket, Josh Paul, and an autographed photo of the chairman. Angels get: Mariner Moose, and Mike Porzio.

Figures, Lofton couldn't play dead for the Sox, and he send them into the series. And Baker has set himself up for one HUGE payday.

Liefer, Manuel, Nardi's jacket, Josh Paul, and an autographed photo of the chairman, for Lou and the Mariner Moose.

That's Doub for you. I'd carry a gun, so my three way suggestion doesn't sound as dumb as Doub's.

That's what I wanted to hear.

Williams would love to move Frank, but Jerry won't let him.

Had it said, "STD", I'd agree.

How has baseball treated you?

They don't wear them on Sunday's, it was just a one year thing. Get a tv.

Oh no. I don't want to see f***ing seas of red every time I turn the tv on.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

I know we've heard it before, but his family is there.

The story is that they let him talk to the Mets and D-Rays. And they'll seek compensation in return, meaning players. Right now, Frank for Lou, make it happen.

Yeah, but he has a mullet.

He'd be the best Cub lefty to.

Oh yeah. First time Williams came in there, he'd take a bat to him.

That would've been sweet. He'd be all up in Thomas' face.

Well, Gallas said this "Right now, season tickets are the only way for fans to guarantee tickets to the All-Star Game, as well as other All-Star Week festivities such as the Home Run Derby, so we want to begin that process as soon as possible." Also said: Our fans are enthusiastic and optimistic about how the team performed over the last two months of the season. Combined with the attraction of the All-Star Game, we are excited about the increase in interest in White Sox season tickets for 2003.” Also said: "White Sox season ticket holders will receive discounts ranging from $2-13 per ticket. " So there we go.

You mean like league wide? Or just how they compare to the Angels?