Just some random things I saw online, I'm sure their meant as jokes. But I'm sure Doub has weird ideas that blame Bush or something.
We have to get tough with the Arab world. We have to institute more prayer in their schools. We have to get them saying the Pledge of Allegiance every morning. And if that doesn't work, we simply take over the West Bank and name it America II. We can use it for storage.
Recent polls show that the U.S. people support Israel, but want them to back out. And they support U.S. intervention, but oppose U.S. loss of life. So what they want is a terminally indestructable American cyborgs to patrol an Israel that can do whatever it wants, and an independent Palestine without anyone affecting anyone else.
There's only one thing I know about this whole situation - once America II is up and running, we can start getting people psyched for America III: The korean Adventure!