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Unban Jack Parkman

This is an oxymoron, sir

Unban Parkman

I hope Jose Ruiz drills Altuve tomorrow

So the weather isn't looking too great...

This would require multiple accounts. Are you trying to saying you have some burner accounts here caulfield? That's against the rules my friend. Enjoy your ban.

We got slaughtered the first 2 games when this topic wasn't mentioned. Once I created the topic, made the poll (which overwhelmingly wanted him unbanned) and kept lobbying for the ban to be lifted, we crushed them. Imagine the score if he was to actually get unbanned. Guaranteed 10+ run victory.

The Astros subreddit is one of the dumbest collection of fans in the entire world. I swear, they think they are the true victims of the Astros cheating scandal.

I owe apologies to nobody. I stayed pretty level headed during the game. If anything, certain people here still owe me apologies for various things.

ReyLo

AJ and Wainwright are great. I would love for AJ to replace Stoney in the future. Pay him whatever the hell he wants.

That was fucking filthy.

Bummer leaving some meatballs over the plate. He just hasn't been good.

Agreed. Give Kimbrel a clean inning then throw Hendriks the 9th. Simple.

How can anybody watch this and think human umpires are better than a robotic zone?

Will you grab a drink with ya boy when I make a trip out to Nashville?

Tempura just served up a crunchy tuna roll!

Did he really swing there?

Literally everything getting through now.

A few people here wanted AJ's head on a stake earlier.

UNBAN PARKMAN GOD DAMNIT!

That will be the Astros Bartman moment! Here comes an epic meltdown by the Astros.

Ban?

Toss his ass. Why wasn't he thrown out?