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Ruiz put up some filthy numbers in the minors, and he wasn't originally a pitcher in the minors. He did it relatively quickly after becoming a pitcher. I've always liked his potential. More experience and he can be good

It'll be nice when we don't regularly have complete bums at the end of the lineup

Lol second time I've see Jose Sprint towrads Leury or (most likely) Yolmer after getting the 3rd out. Pretty funny

Do guys often pitch both games in a double header?

Mr. Clutch strands him at 3rd!

Man, hopefully he doesn't tread steeply downward in following seasons and never get close to said career year. Some consistency and defense would be killer. I'm excited.

Haha yeah I know. Would be interesting to see

Bring Vaughn up. He's ready to crush the majors

Does dip help a player's performance like steroids? No. Are steroids easily available and cheap for minors? No. Are steroids as visibly obvious as a lip full of dip? No.

Benyamin Bailey still hasn't failed to get on base in any games. 1-3 with a BB

Cubs lose 18-5. It's fun seeing Kaplan demoralized on postgame

Anyway, don't everybody let my opinion on Abreu ruin things for you. Most people like him here. He's hit plenty of homers and he earned a reserve spot on the allstar team. I'm happy for him and that the White Sox have 3 allstars. Hats off to you, Mr. Abreu

Ray Ray has me sold. Call him the fook up!

Correct decision or not, I would love for him to come up so I can rub my bold take that he will be up this year in my friend's faces. The bold take was made very early in the season. They all shot the idea down.

Sweet

Bailey just seems undermatched in the DSL so far

@greg775

Jose Rodriguez Homer #3

Can't do it in a ballpark. He breaks the law everytime he does

Fook yes!

Will he have his signature half can of dip in his lip when he is up to bat? The same way that he does it with the White Sox, which is illegal in Chicago might I add. Hopefully he chooses to be a better role model during the all Star game

Hopefully he roids up and becomes Altuve 2.0

He's a bum and you should feel bad for liking him!

Did peavy44 confirm anything yet?