I got shredded for contemplating the same thing, but with the Cubs. I could enjoy a team with no expectations at a stadium a mile away from me. Sounds like a better deal than rooting for this team.
Cespedes is quickly falling off the list for me. I said it in another thread, but his 1.92% BB% this season is simply pathetic. Major league pitchers would give him nothing good to hit.
I just don't understand Yoan. The guy is ripped. Maybe he would benefit from losing a little muscle mass. Lose some mass and gain a little flexibility in his lower body. Who the hell knows.
He played 53 games for the Sox. He was complete shit and looked like toast. I'd like to see your post clamoring for him and saying he will bounce back. Nobody thought that. A team that isn't competing took a flier on him this season.
The guy was complete shit. If by "due for a rebound" you mean better than the complete shit we got, then sure. Signing him would be a losing move. Unfortunately they signed Harrison who is shit as well.