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And look how completely irrelevant both his teams are. Seems like there just might be a common denominator.

Yes Pedro, there is a reason why you're here. It has little to do with your managerial acumen and more to do with who your boss is. Your boss's boss that is. There is also a reason why you are *still* here, and it has absolutely nothing to do with whether you ever earned a job in the first place. It's because your boss's predecessors fucked up this 40 man roster so royally that even the best manager in the game couldn't win with the train wreck left behind. You are still here only as a placeholder, and very likely as the scapegoat to appease angry fans when your utter incompetence shows out again and your team still looks like a clown show. You weren't fired after the 101 loss abomination you helmed in 2023 simply so your firing in 2024 can be sold as a righting of the ship next offseason.

When he's the talent "upgrade"...

Oh so did I. I can already seem myself loathing Maldonado with the same white hot disgust I had for Yas...

Less out-of-control-clown-car would be a welcome change. Too bad it won't impact the win column.

Um, yeah, about that.

Which would be a disaster. I also question how flippable Soler would be on a 3 year deal. He wasn't exactly in high demand when he only cost teams money.

Same. While the pitching staff might end up near tops in homers allowed. Even with a better defense on paper this team will struggle to outscore the opposition on a daily basis.

GASP. But where are all of the Royals fans going to park?!

A healthy and motivated Moncada could do wonders for this mess of a lineup. Here’s to hoping.

Moncada never fairs well in the 3 spot if memory serves. But with so few good options it probably doesn’t much matter how they are lined up. Bad rearranged is still bad.

110 losses and the worst offense in the majors.

Oh goodie, more spring fluff articles...

I can't say anything in your premise is flawed or wrong, it just feels a bit premature.

After their recent run of facepalm level tweets, this one does feel like a CYA graphic.

Left handed power? Sorry, I can't even type that with a straight face.

Is this an improvement over Rick Hahn's 10,000 words to say absolutely nothing? I honestly can't tell.

And even with no real money to spend, they still overpaid a bunch of hot garbage.

Because, White Sox?

$2.5M too much.

Lot B maybe. The others look pretty locked up whenever I go by.

Damn the Man, Save the Empire. Or something like that.

At some point partying in a parking lot just becomes sad. Especially since they are in mortal danger... of getting towed or being stuck after the gates are locked.

Does he own the UC outright or is it co-owned with the Hawks owner? I don't actually know. GRF sits empty 99% of the time when the Sox aren't playing home games. There has to be a reason why.