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More defensive versatility than offensive prowess, though he seemed to make some strides last year. Definitely not in the same child of former star pedigree as Bichette and Guerrero.

The difference being that your collection wouldn’t be penciled in to be the regular starters every day.

So how does this stupid rule work again? If the Sox land top 5 this year they can’t pick top 10 next? Does it impact the later rounds too?

Getz appeasing the suck-ass manager?

Did hell freeze over without me noticing?

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Because, Pedro?

Better than ever seeing him in the field...which isn't saying much, I know.

YAAASSS

BenNintendo is my favorite, personally. Suck Merrifield? Andrew Bust? Yeah, I got nothing…

Has there ever been a more depressing Sox infield than Glass Moncada, Naperville Nicky, Whit, and Vaughn? Woof.

He’s always had contempt for the fans, but the TLR debacle amplified it exponentially.

Must be nice…

Gilbert even being available is a figment of his imagination. Seattle is looking to add, not create a hole in its rotation when they were in the playoff hunt until the final weekend last season.

Cordwainer

He's probably in his ivory tower stroking his championship rings muttering to himself about the "awful" state of both leagues.

Damnit, there goes the mystery and intrigue. Now the trade is far less interesting.

And the Sox aren't exactly known for fixing swings. He'd be pretty pointless.

This actually might be the most interesting thing about the trade…?

Dumping Eloy at his lowest value would normally seem unwise, but I honestly don’t even care at this point. Good riddance.

Meh

There would have been rejoicing! Time for some churn even if everyone sucks.

I seem to recall the same.

I don’t doubt Getz wants to move him, but with his well documented flaws I suspect those bids won’t be super high. An org with a good track record for fixing swings might be willing to take a shot, but i doubt they’d be willing to give up enough to satisfy the Sox demands.

The on-field results probably matter less in 2024 than filling out the roster with cheap warm bodies. They have to keep up appearances after all.