Jose Abreu

I'd like a DJ-Jimmer-Butler-Gibson-Noah lineup in this kind of game. Not going to happen.

Taj is the man

Noah doing well, though

We need some Augustin. Even Jimmer would be fine.

Ariza's getting the luckiest bounces

We'll come back

This is sad

QUOTE (Buehrle>Wood @ Apr 27, 2014 -> 12:04 PM) They do two first pitches guys. First one is a fan, usually a season ticket holder. Then the celeb. I know, but there was only one on Friday

QUOTE (jhonnydanks @ Apr 27, 2014 -> 10:50 AM) Yessir! Hoping to gain some consideration for that closer role. I got the lefty thing down, the 95mph part not so much. I'm assuming you're not Aly Raisman who is also throwing out a first pitch today...

QUOTE (jhonnydanks @ Apr 27, 2014 -> 10:05 AM) Yours truly throwing out the first pitch today. Get it get it! Really? Nice!

QUOTE (Friend of Nordhagen @ Apr 26, 2014 -> 02:45 PM) I think it was "These are the worst PED's ever!" Sounded like "SPRING BREAK 2014!!!!' to me. Not even joking

He's a funny guy. Edit- my bad, didn't see it already here

QUOTE (South Side Fireworks Man @ Apr 26, 2014 -> 09:13 PM) So what's the story about this pitcher changing his name? I thought it was always Juan Oviedo. Don't know where the Carlos came from. Edit: Oh this is Leo Nunez. My bad

Abreu you are absolute garbage

Why was Maddon ejected? Missed it

I miss D Veal.

QUOTE (Jose Paniagua @ Apr 26, 2014 -> 08:45 PM) Uh...I am ...really not ready to see Putnam get sent down. I got a couple other candidates for banishment before him Like?

QUOTE (fathom @ Apr 26, 2014 -> 08:45 PM) And bringing the heat at 86 I still don't get his struggles. He was sharp in 2013.

QUOTE (fathom @ Apr 26, 2014 -> 08:42 PM) My guess is Putnam, unless they DL Downs. Well, Downs is pitching now, so...

QUOTE (Hawkfan @ Apr 26, 2014 -> 08:26 PM) agreed, I can't wait to watch that, it sounds hilarious. Not the best quality but I found this https://vine.co/v/Mveh3rZAQ1Z

Tough game offensively

QUOTE (Hawkfan @ Apr 26, 2014 -> 08:19 PM) haha during the dunk? yes, except for a 1/2 second to ensure that he was converting it

Very OT- LeBron just dunked while staring down MJ (sitting courtside) the whole time... what a tool

Viciedo has 1/3 of Abreu's RBIs but an average about .109 better

Good, DV.