Jose Abreu

QUOTE (Reddy @ Jan 20, 2014 -> 12:24 PM) ohhhh no. it's gotten to the point where he's replying to himself Oops, meant to edit it.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jan 20, 2014 -> 12:27 PM) Isnt sportspickle an "The Onion" type site? Yes, it's the same kind of thing.

QUOTE (Paulstar @ Jan 20, 2014 -> 12:22 PM) The language filter blocks out s*** in the html. You'll just have to google it. Read it, all fake. It's Sportspickle.

QUOTE (Paulstar @ Jan 20, 2014 -> 12:13 PM) http://www.sportspickle.com/2013/09/cooper...vestment-equity Error 404. Link cannot be found.

QUOTE (Jose Abreu @ Jan 20, 2014 -> 12:10 PM) No, but I was hoping for a clue or equation that hints at where he's going. For example= 2x+1=4 2x=3 x= 3/2 White SoX has an X in it. He's coming here!

QUOTE (pettie4sox @ Jan 20, 2014 -> 12:08 PM) Come on now Jose, did you really think he'd spill the beans on his twitter feed? =) No, but I was hoping for a clue or equation that hints at where he's going.

A ten year old kid with a Justin Bieber profile picture tweeted, "Akording to my sources Tanaka has sined with the Cubis! #swag" It got 4 retweets and three replies. :

QUOTE (pettie4sox @ Jan 20, 2014 -> 11:50 AM) I've gone through the tweets. Nothing of importance to baseball fans.

QUOTE (GoSox05 @ Jan 20, 2014 -> 11:52 AM) He would be a solid nose tackle. Not really a great pass rusher, but he could eat up blockers inside. I see him as more of a RG/RT.

As much as I'd love to see a SB in Chicago, the awfulness of this year's SB will make that unlikely.

It's quiet. TOO quiet. Something needs to happen today.

QUOTE (Jose Abreu @ Jan 20, 2014 -> 10:53 AM) Maybe Tanaka can do this The guy is Japanese, not Chinese as the description suggests. So no, I'm not racist.

Maybe Tanaka can do this

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jan 20, 2014 -> 10:48 AM) im going to go out on a limb and say nothing on Tanaka's twitter feed will tell us what he is thinking about this free agency period Or maybe one of them says exactly that!

QUOTE (pettie4sox @ Jan 20, 2014 -> 10:47 AM) Yeah I'm at work but I'll get to it. You want me to translate his entire twitter haha?!?!? Haha no, just all of his tweets from the past week. If you can tell that they're not worthwhile/interesting then don't do it

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Masahiro Tanaka / MASAHIRO TANAKA @ T_masahiro18 Jan 19 It can not also be proficient Nagoya gourmet ...

QUOTE (The Ultimate Champion @ Jan 20, 2014 -> 10:32 AM) 100% serious, no bulls***, if the Sox sign Tanaka they should definitely acquire Kawasaki for their bench. Leury can play in Charlotte. Why? We don't need that scrub. Sure, he's funny and whatever but he doesn't help the team in any way. I'm sure if Tanaka signs with any other team, they don't plan on acquiring another Japanese player to make him feel good.

I translated all his tweets, it's all random stuff like, "I'm hungry." "It's a challenge." "Had a great dinner with the wife tonight."

He has a Twitter. I did not know this. https://twitter.com/t_masahiro18

QUOTE (oldsox @ Jan 20, 2014 -> 06:58 AM) I had a bunch of guys over for the football games yesterday, including a couple of zealots from Boston. The word they got from their contacts there is Tanaka will go to either Scrubs, Yanks, or Dodgers. All FWIW. Decision Day is Friday. It can't be. There wouldn't be enough time for him to get his physical.

I'm taking DENVER 24-20.

SHERMAN.... SHUT UP!

Sherman no one likes you or your commercials

Crabtree with a great catch