TheFutureIsNear

Yeesh 99...I don’t want to be THAT guy, but I hope Carlos’ arm is ok tomorrow

Ump felt bad for Carlos lol

No fucking way

Kid is going to hit .300 every year of his career. That only 1 swing and miss stat is just crazy

Did every one of our pitchers improve their change up this year? Is that a Katz specialty?

Nicky driving in runs with a drive to the gap...gotta love it

Plesac throwing meatballs. Just what our offense needed. Hopefully this confidence will spark something

No way that was only 431

Plesac is gonna have to change his underwear between innings. That was close YERMIN BOMB!!

The saddest part is how relatively little extra $ needed to be spent to take the roster over the top. It was very obvious 1 more hitter for depth/ DH rotation was needed along with another SP for depth/insurance to the very iffy combo of Cease and Rodon. I never expected him to spend huge on a SP like Bauer, but JR bumping the payroll up to a whopping 146/147 would have made a ginormous difference. Imagine this roster with LaStella and Robby Ray? That’s so little for a fanbase to ask for... Also out of curiosity, how much of a talent evaluation issue do people think plays into this? Is JR really the evil owner that refused to spend another penny, or did our front office evaluate the roster and think it was good enough? I feel like a good portion of the blame can be put on JR, but I do think some blame gets lost going in the Hahn/KW direction.

Imagine how big of an impact an extra $10mil spent in free agency would have made...

Gotta take that lamb

Don’t get me wrong, Bieber is filthy and not scoring is 1 thing...but not getting to a single 3 ball count is just bad.

More like 2+ years

How awesome would this game be with a packed house? Might because I’m so used to no fans, but this almost has a late season/ playoff feel to it with the crowd energy

No reason to bring him out for this early of a regular season game.

Bieber could get through this lineup for 12 innings without breaking a sweat

The fans really need organize their “MVP” chants

I’ll take it

Suck it up and bunt to 3rd Grandal

Good job Codi...and good job Grandal. No problem with showing up the idiotic ump now please end this, I have work in the morning

What are we doing here?? These umpires are flat out incompetent

This has nothing to do with the insanely dumb post I originally quoted. this post is extremely hyperbolic. It’s still the first month of the season and we’re missing 2 of our 4 or 5 best hitters. Not to mention you’re dooming the entire franchise based on the tendencies of 2 guys that haven’t even sniffed the prime of their careers yet. Relax man, smoke a joint or something. If you’re this insane after 10 regular season baseball games how do you manage to get through life?

Yikes. Huer is nasty. Adding the change up to his arsenal is borderline unfair

This is 1 of the worst posts I’ve seen on an internet message board in my life. You should be ashamed of yourself for that distinction