No particular order (age 32):
1. Nick Swisher
2. Jeff Samardzija
3. Adam LaRoche
4. James Shields
5. David Wells
6. Yonder Alonso
7. Manny Ramirez (nothing he did particularly here, just don't like Manny)
8. Billy Koch
9. Jeff Keppinger
10. Mark Teahen
Edit: we could probably do an honorable mentions section which would include Jon Jay, Javier Vazquez, Todd Ritchie, Brian Anderson, Jamie Navarro, Jim Parque.