Blackout Friday

Would love to see the spin rate on a peak Matt Thornton 4 seamer.

Ok. Time to hit a butt cheek.

Great tip buddy thanks a ton. gave you one purple trophy. Would to 100 if I could.

Other guys is that shitty Chicago rapper saying “let’s do hockey” but with baseball.

This guy might as well just say “my dad knows someone” instead of pretending to announce.

This is the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

This broadcast is objectively awful.

Just tuning in. I see YouTube has opted for the whitest guy on planet earth to be paired with a a regular guy black guy. Keep doing your thing, YouTube.

Zavala is a shit catcher. I almost think he’s a better hitter than catcher. he’s horrible.

I can’t imagine this place if there was an actual pennant race. I totally understand if you need an outlet for your frustrations. but the Sox have this. I’m pretty sure they’re treating the rest of the season like playoff Spring Training. I wouldnt get too upset by the day-to-day. Just stay healthy.

That’s a loss that could have been a win. I’m not too upset about it, though. Nothing struck me as anything to get overly upset about.

Beautiful turn. They make it look so easy.

100%. Can’t walk him.

I remember with the Jays Ricciardi hated spending on international guys, and reveled in the pirates signing of Sano as a reason to avoid. That’s my everlasting memory of Sano. False vindication for the bad strategy of a bad GM.

Yeah, I really don’t like him behind the plate. Seems like a nice enough kid, though. I’m really surprised how little action he’s got back there. Zavala isn’t exactly setting the bar high. I’d say he’s below average on D and awful on O.

Perception and reality feed off each other sometimes.

What a play

This is an accidentally hilarious post I just made.

You can smell a crack sometimes.

I can almost guarantee you no team values him more than the White Sox do.

Hahaha gotcha. Ol’ blackout could use some of that aura.

Eloy has a power swing. Robert has a much more subtle stride. Engel has zero stride.

He must be so goddamn strong to get that kind of power with that swing.

Rally Engel!

Thankfully there’s only one or two of them in this world.