Blackout Friday

Jose sitting FB the whole AB. Late on the inside breakers early on the outside.

I hope we don’t see Staumont

I was skeptical of Mazara staying in the game, but seems like the right choice now.

Get em next time. Just happy someone was ready.

Is anybody warming up?

You’re forgetting we have 29 games left. He played 29 games last year in high A and was mediocre, to be generous. Draft year fatigue and all. I’m confident Vaughn is going to be a producer but your expectations for him *right now* are absurd.

Imagine if Eloy hit the ball in the air more often

OK third time through. Let’s do this.

It’s when you get really old and one of your nuts sags down past your wiener.

You’re right. Imagine having a 1B that could hit .300 with 30 bombs a year.

Yeah I mean he’s already better than abreu.

Paint is less stinky.

López is painful to watch.

Coop couldn’t mask his frustrations

You could even say he would have been over extended. Get it? I’ll see myself out.

Yoan has been Mark Teahaning it a lot lately.

Test 3,2,1... I guess there’s worse things an announcer can say when they don’t realize they have a hot mic.

IN PLAY, RUN(S) really brings me back

I can’t believe you missed it

God struck down McCann for lying and the lightning knocked the power out. Should have played Yas.

Yeah he’s not right. I’d sit him for the PIT series which gives him 4 days. If he’s still not right you can IL him retroactively to tomorrow.

He had a single today

I hate losing before an off day.

Spaghetti dinners

It appears my feed is behind everyone else’s lol