I know things look bad but do you really think this losing streak is going to last until 2027?? I'm sure they will win a game again, maybe as early as next week.
Good for him.
If the Padres were more of a class organization, they would send us over a little something extra....I'm sure Jerry wouldn't say no to a little "money named later."
I'm thinking of making a deal with my better half that I get to order Pizza whenever the Sox win. It would be less than I like but a frequency that she shouldn't complain about.
Captain Panic was a little known DC comics superhero in the 1980's.....he had the power to create delicious Milkshakes and he used the money from said venture to purchase the rights to awful bullpen pitchers.