I'm thinking of making a deal with my better half that I get to order Pizza whenever the Sox win. It would be less than I like but a frequency that she shouldn't complain about.
Captain Panic was a little known DC comics superhero in the 1980's.....he had the power to create delicious Milkshakes and he used the money from said venture to purchase the rights to awful bullpen pitchers.
Did you ever see the before and after photos for the actor who played the goalie in The Mighty Ducks? He looked like he aged like 40 years in one year.