Ducksnort

Sucks they let Rahimi go.

So why does Houser projectile vomit on the mound?

Eloy lmao

Good job getting out of that. Was worried for a hot sec

Ohhhhhh my God that looked awful

Ya, loving the Keuchel signing

No more injuries!!!!!!!

Lmfao

They're just dropping like flies

This game causes so much anxiety.

The coronavirus cardinals

Wasn't even close EE

Dayum.

Me too

Or maybe he was just pissed because he was in pain?

If Rodon is hurt again his career is pretty much toast

Yelich has worse numbers than Delmonico lmao

Damn Rodon get sum

Let's go Los

tHe SoX ArE5-34 aGaInSt BrEtT aNdERsOn.

HELL YEAH

Damn look at those individual batting averages. Almost all of them over .300

What a bunch of idiots

That lineup is still sexy

I'm not sure if we can legitimately predict how the offense will fair against certain pitchers by using individual or team stats from previous seasons anymore. This is a completely rebuilt lineup with some fresh rookies on it. Might be a completely new look for Anderson and our guys.