Ducksnort

These announcers are so damn booorringggg

A name that comes to mind is Daisuke Matsuzaka for Boston. Wasn't he supposed to be like the next Cy Young with that coveted gyro ball?

And he wants to come back lmao

I guess if you were going to pick one month out of the regular season to not suck, September is the month to do it.

No but he can catch.

Would be nice if Cease could throw at least 6 shutout innings and really bump up that Cy Young stock.

I thought Tony Kemp was Moncada

Elvis=MVP

This. This is the question.

LETS GOOOOO

Fixing to be a game and a half back

THIS is what they need to do to Oakland, to Colorado, and to Detroit. Kick ass and take names. Stop dicking around and take care of business. This is what needs to happen.

What a way to start!!

It's amazing how much replay matters, and even more amazing that baseball was so behind on this and it was implemented on just a few years ago. I wonder how many outcomes of games would have been different if we had replay before. I feel like robot umps are going to do the same thing once they get it right.

Good win boys. Good win.

Omg the ball is finally bouncing our way

This camera work is poopies

YEAHHHH

Gavin Sheets proving all the doubters wrong.

Probably because he is literal glass.

Lets goooo

A rude welcome back party for Bummer

Nice to see another team suck on defense

I was about to take a dump. Glad I squeezed those ass cheeks

That was nice from Mariners fans for the standing O