Well, for what its worth here is my fantasy team while still being realistic:
DH Carl Everett
1B Frank Thomas
2B Roberto Alomar
SS Kaz Matsui
3B Joe Crede
LF Carlos Lee
CF Jacque Jones
RF Magglio Ordonez
C Miguel Olivo
Starters:
1. Bartolo Colon
2. Mark Buehrle
3. Sidney Ponson
4. Jon Garland
5. Esteban Loaiza
Bullpen:
Damaso Marte
Tom Gordon
Scott Sullivan
Kelly Wunsch
Scott Schoenweiss
Shigetoshi Hasegawa
Bench:
Aaron Rowand
Willie Harris
Tony Graffanino
Michael Rivera
Aaron Miles
Manager:
Someone who knows what they're doing