KrankinSox

We were supposed to be having fun like this.

Hopefully the return is painful.

It's Tom Fornelli. He's definitely just messing with people.

Pathetic

Score runs. That is all.

You know our trade deadline is going well when we are debating whether or not our latest acquisition is an improvement over Tanner Banks.

Diekman is under contract for 2023 as well

Need a 'The Town' sequel but it's just Reese McGuire trying to find ways to beat off inside the Green Monster during a Red Sox game.

Him or Seby was bound to be gone. Not weird at all.

How is this possible? Sox already traded Sheets and Kelley for Montas months ago.

the winner was from Des Plaines though

"Smoke weed everyday" - Nate Dogg R.I.P.

SEAT AT THE TABLE!

My guess is that Eloy, Montgomery, Colas were three of the names. Probably another piece or 2.

Seat at the table

Bullpen acquisition incoming?

Who the F is Juan?

Fangraphs projects the Sox to win 84 games and has them as the favorites to win the ALC. Given the upcoming schedules for the contenders in the Central, I expect the Sox will be in 1st place 2 weeks from now, if not sooner.

Uh oh @DirtySox someone used the P word. Please reprimand them.

Definitely. But anything to boost any potential revenue opportunities.

My wife left me today. You fucking jinxed it!!!!